Oh yeah !! .. I realised this with bone-chilling horror when i woke up this fine morning. It's been TEN days since i last posted .. Oh My Godddd !!! ... Geeeeezz ... My Oh My .. what have i done !! .. Oh God !! .. Oh God .. !! ..
So, but for the few people who have been incessantly bugged by me (Oh yeah .. Karthik and Baargav) , no one knows that i have been raving like mad for the past two weeks .. LOL .. It so happens my reservation category got messed up frmo being OBC to GEN =)) ..
The try was desperate .. It goes like this .. I call up mnnit, Allahabad .. But the scum bag there says he cannot do anything .. Then i call the ccb's chairman .. Unusually he talks to me patiently .. gives my directions (which actually helped) ..
So i mailed the cbse, Delhi 'requesting' them to get my godamn category changed .. And next day, ccb.nic.in shows : Discrepancies related to category, sub-category, gender and state of eligibility in the computer record generated on the basis of AIEEE 2008 application form earlier submitted by the candidate to CBSE will be rectified by the competent authority at the counselling centre on the basis of the original certificates.
So now i'm not bone-chillingly horrored .. But those stupid ccb guys .. They could've told me before that i could get this thing done on my counselling date in Trichy .. Oh yeah .. The fricking hot Trichy .. For now watching FRIENDS ..
All Hail Karthik. Guess why
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Monday, June 9, 2008
SOMETIMES
Whenever i felt uninterested in class or whenever i have a pen and paper in my hand, 99% of the times, i scribble "Sometimes" .. I don't why / what / how. What more, if no title comes to my mind while making a post, the first thing that hits me is "sometimes" ..
Weird .. really weird.
Saturday, June 7, 2008
Getting and Being Stupid
It's fun to be stupid. Going all beserk with your head lolling around, just for the fun of it .. I've been stupid for as long as i can remember ..
Age : 17 yrs
A guy kisses me for the first time. But the kiddo doesn't join in immediately, she's busy thinking, "Oh gosh !! this guy is kissing you !! .. You're gonna remain kissed forever."
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Age : 1.5yrs
One fine morning, dad's in bathroom, mom in kitchen. Mom thinks dad has me. Dad thinks mom has me. But i'm outside, on the road .. running as fast as my (little) feet can take me. I keep running. A macho neighbour who's out jogging sees a little baby girl out alone in the streets. Carries her back home to my mum and dad while she struggles to break free ..
Age : 2 yrs
i venture out into someone's garden. I find a bush within my reach (i was short you see) and surprisingly it's laden with red berries .. YAY .. i reach out for one and put it into my mouth and i start screaming !! mom runs to me .. finds me chewing on red, ripe (and hot) Chillies !!
Age : 3.5 yrs
My parents' wedding anniversary. I bunk school (lkg) to celebrate. Next day, the kiddo enthusiastically goes to school and tells her dear Mrs.Mary (teach) how she enjoyed her 'yesterday'. Dad comes to pick his kiddo up after school and says to Mrs.Mary, "My daughter was ill yesterday, so she could not come to school" .. Mrs.Mary smiles, " So, Your wedding anniversary went very well. Priyanka told me how much fun she had."
Age : 4 yrs
My youthful neighbour (jaggu uncle) is getting married (arranged of course). I'm his dear little buddy. He calls me and shows me the photograph of his would-be-wife and asks me, " I want to marry this 'aunty'. How does she look ? " .. The kiddo replies, " Hmmm .. She's fine, but as good as you look."
Age : 7 yrs
I have a very cute rag doll. I adore the doll. My (jealous) friend says it is bewitched. Cutting the doll up and throwing the pieces into the trash can is the only remedy. The kiddo cuts up the doll with mommy's scissors; Throws the pieces into the trash can. I stopped playing with dolls ever since. 'Hot Wheels' took their place.
Age : 9 yrs
I get reprimanded by my teach because i called my fellow class girl, "Idiot"
Age : 10 yrs
I get reprimanded by my teach (this time, someone else) because i was morally diluting 'children' by teaching them "FLAMES". The kiddo doesn't know which idiot found this morally diluting enough to go tell the teach !!
Age : 12 yrs
It's Quarterly Exams. Today is Geography Paper. I'm all prepared. Bring it on !! .. They bring it on. The Question paper reads :
St.Joseph of Cluny MHSS
Quarterly Examinations
Maths II Paper
The kiddo panics. Does all she can. Gets a 96 / 100.
Age : 14 yrs
I meet my cousin sis's handsome teenage neighbour (now her bf) for the first time. The 'kiddo' tries to impress him !! .. He challenges her to tear up his favorite self-portrait photo. Man !! the Kiddo needs to show she's no chicken. She tears it up .. We dislike each other even to this day.
Age : 15 yrs
My botany teach gives me a brain bending 30 min lecture. I went below my desk to pick up my fallen hanky while the girls next to me were chattering with each other. This is why.
Age : 16 yrs
IIT class :: Chemistry ::
1:50 pm -- Boys are out in the playground bickering with each other. We (girls) are inside in the class scribbling on the black board. I scribble, " Women remember eveyrthing. Men forget everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. "
1:55 pm -- The prof is not here yet. We( girls) go to the loo. The kiddo's golden words still scribbled on the board.
2:00pm -- We run upto the classroom. First thing kiddo wants to do is clear the board before anyone (boys /prof) reads it. We rush. Prof is inside. Boys are inside. Prof looking at our art work, amused. Prof wants to know whose platinised words those are. The kiddo's hand goes up very slowly.
Age : 17 yrs
A guy kisses me for the first time. But the kiddo doesn't join in immediately, she's busy thinking, "Oh gosh !! this guy is kissing you !! .. You're gonna remain kissed forever."
Being stupid's fun right ? ;)
Thursday, June 5, 2008
New Post
Getting fed up of the blue-red trash can thingy, I asked a friend as to what i should blog on, as my brain's busy hibernating .. He came up with two ideas ..
1. "My stupid mob"
2. "Blog on something i like the most"
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1. Just in case you wonder what makes my mobile phone stupid (or even you're not) .. It's not stupid neither is its owner !! .. The problem is, i basicallly hate noise of any kind which includes my phone ringing or beeping .. And unconditionally, my phone is stalled into an indefinite silent mode ..
If its in my hand, or if its in my bag and the bag's pressing against me, or if its over my body itself, then may be i ll respond to your msg or call .. So, now you know, to which number you DON'T call / msg if you neeeed to contact me
2. Something i like the most? .. many things .. my puppy-eye, internet, food, water, sleep, laziness, intelligence
1. "My stupid mob"
2. "Blog on something i like the most"
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1. Just in case you wonder what makes my mobile phone stupid (or even you're not) .. It's not stupid neither is its owner !! .. The problem is, i basicallly hate noise of any kind which includes my phone ringing or beeping .. And unconditionally, my phone is stalled into an indefinite silent mode ..
If its in my hand, or if its in my bag and the bag's pressing against me, or if its over my body itself, then may be i ll respond to your msg or call .. So, now you know, to which number you DON'T call / msg if you neeeed to contact me
2. Something i like the most? .. many things .. my puppy-eye, internet, food, water, sleep, laziness, intelligence
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Buying Your Vote
I know i'm not into politics .. With the results of the Karnataka general elections have come out, and some Yaedurappa guy being sworn in as the new CM, ppl in white are all red and purple ;)
Its actually fun time for ppl like me to watch, in my native hospet ..
ok now what / where is hospet ?? .. Right, so its a small city in north Karnataka, some of whose people are growing rich at a rate that the city itself is not able to keep up with these "big shots" .. Meaning, people are rich, the city is damn poor (like india) ..
And with these general elections, watching how these so called "political workers" gather supporters is a very interesting process .. That is what happened when one day, before the elections, i heard my grandma's maid tell that she was given cold hard 8K so she could vote for this particular candidate ..
LOL .. normally i dont talk to strangers (other people's maids etc ) .. but i couldnt stop myself .. When i asked her the what-when-how, she said, "Since there are eight voters in my home, each of us is getting one thousand rupees. All thanks to Anand saheb" .. .. .. And i was like "what the .. .. .. ?!!! " .. For once i regretted not being 18 yet .. lol or i could also have voted for Anand saheb and gotten a cool-something for 1k ..
Imagine, this Mr.Anand is a major iron mine owner and is rich enough to give each of his voters a thousand bucks (btw he won in the district) .. then why did he want to contest the elections? what would politics give him that mining had already not ? Why this unquenchable thirst for power ?
Also, i was thinking what would happen if india had a bi-party system as the Americans do, Would it help the political system? .. lol it would be easier on us .. you know how difficult it is to remember the various parties in India ..
I really feel like laughing at this comedy but stop myself cos there's NOTHING funny about this .. They keep buying your vote, not earning it .. They keep fucking you and you let them ... Shit !! ..
The thing is, who wins /does not win hardly makes a difference .. its as good as thinking whether to buy a blue trash can or a red one .. Because both are gonna hold trash in the end .. Makes no difference .. It just doesnt ..
Its actually fun time for ppl like me to watch, in my native hospet ..
ok now what / where is hospet ?? .. Right, so its a small city in north Karnataka, some of whose people are growing rich at a rate that the city itself is not able to keep up with these "big shots" .. Meaning, people are rich, the city is damn poor (like india) ..
And with these general elections, watching how these so called "political workers" gather supporters is a very interesting process .. That is what happened when one day, before the elections, i heard my grandma's maid tell that she was given cold hard 8K so she could vote for this particular candidate ..
LOL .. normally i dont talk to strangers (other people's maids etc ) .. but i couldnt stop myself .. When i asked her the what-when-how, she said, "Since there are eight voters in my home, each of us is getting one thousand rupees. All thanks to Anand saheb" .. .. .. And i was like "what the .. .. .. ?!!! " .. For once i regretted not being 18 yet .. lol or i could also have voted for Anand saheb and gotten a cool-something for 1k ..
Imagine, this Mr.Anand is a major iron mine owner and is rich enough to give each of his voters a thousand bucks (btw he won in the district) .. then why did he want to contest the elections? what would politics give him that mining had already not ? Why this unquenchable thirst for power ?
Also, i was thinking what would happen if india had a bi-party system as the Americans do, Would it help the political system? .. lol it would be easier on us .. you know how difficult it is to remember the various parties in India ..
I really feel like laughing at this comedy but stop myself cos there's NOTHING funny about this .. They keep buying your vote, not earning it .. They keep fucking you and you let them ... Shit !! ..
The thing is, who wins /does not win hardly makes a difference .. its as good as thinking whether to buy a blue trash can or a red one .. Because both are gonna hold trash in the end .. Makes no difference .. It just doesnt ..
Friday, May 23, 2008
Kudos to TVS 50
Seriously, i loathe the vehicle.
I went out to school for one last time (phew) to collect my marks sheet etc .. on our way back dad, leaving me in the car, went to get some drugs from the pharmacy .. So, i see this six foot-plus guy getting off a TVS 50 vehicle (if you can call it that) .. and wait, he mus have weighed some 150kg ..
He goes into some shop, out come two more lanky tall men, they jabber away for some time and then .. the fat, huge guy takes the driver's, and .. .. .. .. .. ..
.. .. .. .. .. Abracadabra !! the TVS 50 expands .. the three actually fit in .. and they move on ..
What exactly were they thinking to make a vehicle like that? A micro-mini poclain ??
Man, cant we have a break here??
I went out to school for one last time (phew) to collect my marks sheet etc .. on our way back dad, leaving me in the car, went to get some drugs from the pharmacy .. So, i see this six foot-plus guy getting off a TVS 50 vehicle (if you can call it that) .. and wait, he mus have weighed some 150kg ..
He goes into some shop, out come two more lanky tall men, they jabber away for some time and then .. the fat, huge guy takes the driver's, and .. .. .. .. .. ..
.. .. .. .. .. Abracadabra !! the TVS 50 expands .. the three actually fit in .. and they move on ..
What exactly were they thinking to make a vehicle like that? A micro-mini poclain ??
Man, cant we have a break here??
Saturday, May 17, 2008
TRANCE
I was never much more happy listening to music, if not for trance music i'd long be dead :P
Trance is one genre not many people i know like / know of .. as one friend said "some arbit words strung together in tune to the music ..."which is what trance is after all .. For me, life makes little to no sense most of the time .. (the how, what, why thingy ).. for one simple reason: i dont want it to. i'm fine with all of life's intricacies and to be happy, i dont need to unwrap or rather dis-entangle all the complexities.
Have you seen how small kids babble? making no sense whatsoever .. or do they? may be they do .. or they dont .. but they're enjoying it. And the what still makes it sane is the fact that it hurts no one at all.
Life may not be only about Paul Oakenfold, Paul Van Dyk, Sash!, Moby, Robert Miles. Still ..
Trance is one genre not many people i know like / know of .. as one friend said "some arbit words strung together in tune to the music ..."which is what trance is after all .. For me, life makes little to no sense most of the time .. (the how, what, why thingy ).. for one simple reason: i dont want it to. i'm fine with all of life's intricacies and to be happy, i dont need to unwrap or rather dis-entangle all the complexities.
Have you seen how small kids babble? making no sense whatsoever .. or do they? may be they do .. or they dont .. but they're enjoying it. And the what still makes it sane is the fact that it hurts no one at all.
Life may not be only about Paul Oakenfold, Paul Van Dyk, Sash!, Moby, Robert Miles. Still ..
Time and again
Yeah, it keeps happening time and again .. first of all i might be dwelling on some "old" news in this post cos i was on a 'holiday' until now ..
So, its just one of those times when someone you really hate wins, i'm not talking of my board exam, but rather of the epl championship. For all the hatred many people feel and share for Ferguson and his boys, they always seem to do right things at the right time and not only get away with it, but come up on top .. so much for all of sir alex's non-fans.
And as for my board exams, yeah there are people i hate, who did better than me .. but the hate i feel for them is not intense. In fact, i feel no hate, cos may be deep down i KNOW what i want to do with my head and my life ..
Btw, i was at a farm-house in the middle of a coffee estate in Sakleshpur (karnataka) and baby, baby, baby, .. i get bitten by some snake .. lol so much for a holiday .. (i'm alive) ..
We (couple cousin bro's and cousin sis) were driving unto the night when an interesting "me first !! , no Me first !!" was going on the road, the road was hell narrow in the ghat section when both a SUV and a truck (huge huge load at the rear end) tried to make a pass at the same time, with the truck ascending, the suv going down .. There was no way the truck could go off the road lest it should tumble down, but so much for the suv guy's ego, he didnt go off the road to let the truck pass .. then some words ran outta my mouth " one's got a fat head, and the other a fat ass"
Now now now .. i know i'm one, am i the other as well ??
So, its just one of those times when someone you really hate wins, i'm not talking of my board exam, but rather of the epl championship. For all the hatred many people feel and share for Ferguson and his boys, they always seem to do right things at the right time and not only get away with it, but come up on top .. so much for all of sir alex's non-fans.
And as for my board exams, yeah there are people i hate, who did better than me .. but the hate i feel for them is not intense. In fact, i feel no hate, cos may be deep down i KNOW what i want to do with my head and my life ..
Btw, i was at a farm-house in the middle of a coffee estate in Sakleshpur (karnataka) and baby, baby, baby, .. i get bitten by some snake .. lol so much for a holiday .. (i'm alive) ..
We (couple cousin bro's and cousin sis) were driving unto the night when an interesting "me first !! , no Me first !!" was going on the road, the road was hell narrow in the ghat section when both a SUV and a truck (huge huge load at the rear end) tried to make a pass at the same time, with the truck ascending, the suv going down .. There was no way the truck could go off the road lest it should tumble down, but so much for the suv guy's ego, he didnt go off the road to let the truck pass .. then some words ran outta my mouth " one's got a fat head, and the other a fat ass"
Now now now .. i know i'm one, am i the other as well ??
Friday, May 2, 2008
Tagged #2
Right, so i get tagged again and again ..
GOOD NEWS : not one .. but two people took the trouble to tag me :D ..
Thanks, Karthik .. Thanks, Viswa ..
1)LAST MOVIE U SAW IN A THEATRE?
Welcome .. (i hate going to the theatre)
2)WHAT BOOK ARE U READING?
'Pilgrimage' by Paulo Coelho
3)FAVOURITE BOARD GAME?
Havent played enough to like any.
4)FAVOURITE MAGAZINE?
Reader's Digest
5)FAVOURITE SMELLS?
Citrus (from green lemons)
6)FAVOURITE SOUNDS?
An engine churning out all the horse power it's got .. gaaa.. awesome
7)WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
Guilt
8)WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN U WAKE?
what's the godamn time ??
9)FAVOURITE FASTFOOD PLACE?
does it matter? .. its fastfood anyways ..
10)FUTURE CHILD'S NAME?
abbacad, alasdas, balderdash, Cadswallop
11)FINISH THIS STATEMENT—’IF I HAD A LOT OF MONEY I’D’
Richie Rich
12)DO U DRIVE FAST?
Yeah, whenever a road lets me
13)DO U SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
No
14)STORMS–COOL OR SCARY?
Depends on my location as when compared to the storm's
15)WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
i don't remember .. do you?
16)FAVOURITE DRINK?
So far, Lemon-lime crush .. or anything thin and not very sweet
17)FINISH THIS STATEMENT-IF I HAD THE TIME I WOULD…
enjoy wasting it.
18)DO YOU EAT THE STEMS ON BROCCOLI?
yeah, as long as its fully cooked.
19)IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY OTHER COLOUR, WHAT WOULD BE YOUR CHOICE?
Flaming red
20)NAME ALL THE DIFFERENT CITIES/TOWNS U HAVE LIVED IN?
Hospet,
Neyveli.
(other places i've only "stayed" .. )
21)FAVOURITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Formula 1
22)ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
er .. you mean persons? ..
well .. er .. karthik .. er you know how it is :D ..
and viswa? .. i know so so much about him, i dont even know where to begin :D
23)WHATS UNDER YOUR BED?
crap
24)WOULD U LIKE TO BE BORN AS YOURSELF AGAIN?
Hmmm .. i wont mind, provided i'm all 36-26-36 ..
25)MORNING PERSON OR NIGHT OWL?
neither .. i thrive in the twilight :P
26)OVER EASY OR SUNNY SIDE UP?
well .. looking at the up-side of down .. does it count?
(you re trying to play with words to mean something that you dont understand?
why, i can do that too :D )
27)FAVOURITE PLACE TO RELAX?
Lying under the starry skies.
28)FAVOURITE PIE?
I Hate pies !! .. hmmm .. may be resin pie ..
29)FAVOURITE ICECREAM FLAVOUR?
C-H-O-C-O-L-A-T-E = Chocolate
30)OF ALL THE PEOPLE U HAVE TAGGED, WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND FIRST?
Nobody
I tag :
Nobody
Baargav
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Anways thanks guys, karthik and viswa, at least my pathetic blog got a new post :)
GOOD NEWS : not one .. but two people took the trouble to tag me :D ..
Thanks, Karthik .. Thanks, Viswa ..
1)LAST MOVIE U SAW IN A THEATRE?
Welcome .. (i hate going to the theatre)
2)WHAT BOOK ARE U READING?
'Pilgrimage' by Paulo Coelho
3)FAVOURITE BOARD GAME?
Havent played enough to like any.
4)FAVOURITE MAGAZINE?
Reader's Digest
5)FAVOURITE SMELLS?
Citrus (from green lemons)
6)FAVOURITE SOUNDS?
An engine churning out all the horse power it's got .. gaaa.. awesome
7)WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
Guilt
8)WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN U WAKE?
what's the godamn time ??
9)FAVOURITE FASTFOOD PLACE?
does it matter? .. its fastfood anyways ..
10)FUTURE CHILD'S NAME?
abbacad, alasdas, balderdash, Cadswallop
11)FINISH THIS STATEMENT—’IF I HAD A LOT OF MONEY I’D’
Richie Rich
12)DO U DRIVE FAST?
Yeah, whenever a road lets me
13)DO U SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
No
14)STORMS–COOL OR SCARY?
Depends on my location as when compared to the storm's
15)WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
i don't remember .. do you?
16)FAVOURITE DRINK?
So far, Lemon-lime crush .. or anything thin and not very sweet
17)FINISH THIS STATEMENT-IF I HAD THE TIME I WOULD…
enjoy wasting it.
18)DO YOU EAT THE STEMS ON BROCCOLI?
yeah, as long as its fully cooked.
19)IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY OTHER COLOUR, WHAT WOULD BE YOUR CHOICE?
Flaming red
20)NAME ALL THE DIFFERENT CITIES/TOWNS U HAVE LIVED IN?
Hospet,
Neyveli.
(other places i've only "stayed" .. )
21)FAVOURITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Formula 1
22)ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
er .. you mean persons? ..
well .. er .. karthik .. er you know how it is :D ..
and viswa? .. i know so so much about him, i dont even know where to begin :D
23)WHATS UNDER YOUR BED?
crap
24)WOULD U LIKE TO BE BORN AS YOURSELF AGAIN?
Hmmm .. i wont mind, provided i'm all 36-26-36 ..
25)MORNING PERSON OR NIGHT OWL?
neither .. i thrive in the twilight :P
26)OVER EASY OR SUNNY SIDE UP?
well .. looking at the up-side of down .. does it count?
(you re trying to play with words to mean something that you dont understand?
why, i can do that too :D )
27)FAVOURITE PLACE TO RELAX?
Lying under the starry skies.
28)FAVOURITE PIE?
I Hate pies !! .. hmmm .. may be resin pie ..
29)FAVOURITE ICECREAM FLAVOUR?
C-H-O-C-O-L-A-T-E = Chocolate
30)OF ALL THE PEOPLE U HAVE TAGGED, WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND FIRST?
Nobody
I tag :
Nobody
Baargav
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Anways thanks guys, karthik and viswa, at least my pathetic blog got a new post :)
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