For Muffy

For those who don't know / can't remember what / who Muffy is .. He was a 1.5 yr old Boxer dog .. Fierce, concerned, capricious, sensitive and male, He was one of most vivacious things that i had ever seen ..
Mama and attha haven't stopped crying .. It seems mama saw froth in an unconscious muffy's mouth and rushed him to the hospital .. Lying near muffy was a dead, shredded chameleon.

So, from some 1 in the night yesterday, the recovery attempts began at the local vet's .. It's 5:46 pm now .. Muffy died about 3 hours ago ..

The muffy guy always liked to go after lizards etc .. This time it was a chameleon .. poisonous, least to say .. This wasn't the first time either .. Once muffy bit at a lizard and suffered fits attack but was saved in time.

This time things just didn't work out :')

Been 4 days.

" Mahiyaaaaaa .....
I wish you see yourself the way i see you,
You shine just like a star Mahiyaaaa ..
Cos' you're my only pyaar Mahiyaaa .. "

-- scccccreeeeeeeccccchhhh -- quash -- waush -- crushshsh --

So now, the online counselling (for the aieee btw) is due to start today .. June 23 .. but then ccb.nic.in shows nothing that even remotely resembles the online counseling link .. Now you know why am out here blogging away this early in the morning .. Blogging is THE best time-pass in the world.

Yesterday, i unceremoniously burnt THREE fingertips of my right hand .. i have them all with blisters .. And no, i'm not using a dictaphone to make / type out this post. Now, that's what we call dedication.

----shsshscreeeecccccch -------

" Kehne ko Jashn-e-Bahar hai .. Ishq yeh dekhke hairaan hai
Phool se khushbu qhafa qhafa hai gulshan mein
Chupa hai koi ranj fiza ki jhilman mein "

-----shcrrrrreeeesssshhhh -- geeeeeezzzzzzz ----- dishkyuon dishkyuon dishkyuon (yes i watched sholay) ---

There are a few words that ought to be included in the Oxford English Dictionary and also in the GRE wordlists .. ahem ..
1) Tortune : A catchy yet awful song that you just can't get outta your head, even after hearing it played just once .. (wow)
2) Edgehog : The person who hogs on to the corner seat of an aisle in a cinema theatre so that you have to brush his knees to access the seats he so dearly guards.
3) Lovestuck : A moment on a date where both the guy and the girl want to make a move but don't .. as a result of which nothing happens.
4) Suffermore :A person who is always sicker than or worse off than you. if you say , you are a bit tired , thay are exhausted. If you are snowed under, they tell you to try with six kids.

-- guccccsssshh -- codswallop -- balderdash -- abbacad -- tusch tusch tusch ---

Once again
I found myself with my friends
Dancin the night away
It's like the party never ends
Then again, we dont want it to stop
Cos' tonight's the night
It goes sweat box, laserbeam, flashin lights
Wild cards, men from Mars
Dressed in stars and stripes
Eclectic electric
Ladies at the evening
Drinkin booze and minglin
Mashin through the music
I can do anything
Freaky deaky, star speckles and pink butterflies
And life is nice, so nice
I walk into a club and i found paradise
I'm seein stars, I can't believe my eyes
I'm seein stars

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Wanna dance Baargav ?

Been 10 Days

Oh yeah !! .. I realised this with bone-chilling horror when i woke up this fine morning. It's been TEN days since i last posted .. Oh My Godddd !!! ... Geeeeezz ... My Oh My .. what have i done !! .. Oh God !! .. Oh God .. !! ..

So, but for the few people who have been incessantly bugged by me (Oh yeah .. Karthik and Baargav) , no one knows that i have been raving like mad for the past two weeks .. LOL .. It so happens my reservation category got messed up frmo being OBC to GEN =)) ..

The try was desperate .. It goes like this .. I call up mnnit, Allahabad .. But the scum bag there says he cannot do anything .. Then i call the ccb's chairman .. Unusually he talks to me patiently .. gives my directions (which actually helped) ..

So i mailed the cbse, Delhi 'requesting' them to get my godamn category changed .. And next day, ccb.nic.in shows : Discrepancies related to category, sub-category, gender and state of eligibility in the computer record generated on the basis of AIEEE 2008 application form earlier submitted by the candidate to CBSE will be rectified by the competent authority at the counselling centre on the basis of the original certificates.

So now i'm not bone-chillingly horrored .. But those stupid ccb guys .. They could've told me before that i could get this thing done on my counselling date in Trichy .. Oh yeah .. The fricking hot Trichy .. For now watching FRIENDS ..
All Hail Karthik. Guess why

SOMETIMES

Whenever i felt uninterested in class or whenever i have a pen and paper in my hand, 99% of the times, i scribble "Sometimes" .. I don't why / what / how. What more, if no title comes to my mind while making a post, the first thing that hits me is "sometimes" ..

Weird ..  really weird.

Getting and Being Stupid

It's fun to be stupid. Going all beserk with your head lolling around, just for the fun of it .. I've been stupid for as long as i can remember ..

Age : 1.5yrs

One fine morning, dad's in bathroom, mom in kitchen. Mom thinks dad has me. Dad thinks mom has me. But i'm outside, on the road .. running as fast as my (little) feet can take me. I keep running. A macho neighbour who's out jogging sees a little baby girl out alone in the streets. Carries her back home to my mum and dad while she struggles to break free ..

Age : 2 yrs

i venture out into someone's garden. I find a bush within my reach (i was short you see) and surprisingly it's laden with red berries .. YAY .. i reach out for one and put it into my mouth and i start screaming !! mom runs to me .. finds me chewing on red, ripe (and hot) Chillies !!

Age : 3.5 yrs

My parents' wedding anniversary. I bunk school (lkg) to celebrate. Next day, the kiddo enthusiastically goes to school and tells her dear Mrs.Mary (teach) how she enjoyed her 'yesterday'. Dad comes to pick his kiddo up after school and says to Mrs.Mary, "My daughter was ill yesterday, so she could not come to school" .. Mrs.Mary smiles, " So, Your wedding anniversary went very well. Priyanka told me how much fun she had."

Age : 4 yrs

My youthful neighbour (jaggu uncle) is getting married (arranged of course). I'm his dear little buddy. He calls me and shows me the photograph of his would-be-wife and asks me, " I want to marry this 'aunty'. How does she look ? " .. The kiddo replies, " Hmmm .. She's fine, but as good as you look."

Age : 7 yrs

I have a very cute rag doll. I adore the doll. My (jealous) friend says it is bewitched. Cutting the doll up and throwing the pieces into the trash can is the only remedy. The kiddo cuts up the doll with mommy's scissors; Throws the pieces into the trash can. I stopped playing with dolls ever since. 'Hot Wheels' took their place.

Age : 9 yrs

I get reprimanded by my teach because i called my fellow class girl, "Idiot"

Age : 10 yrs

I get reprimanded by my teach (this time, someone else) because i was morally diluting 'children' by teaching them "FLAMES". The kiddo doesn't know which idiot found this morally diluting enough to go tell the teach !!

Age : 12 yrs

It's Quarterly Exams. Today is Geography Paper. I'm all prepared. Bring it on !! .. They bring it on. The Question paper reads :

St.Joseph of Cluny MHSS

Quarterly Examinations

Maths II Paper

The kiddo panics. Does all she can. Gets a 96 / 100.

Age : 14 yrs

I meet my cousin sis's handsome teenage neighbour (now her bf) for the first time. The 'kiddo' tries to impress him !! .. He challenges her to tear up his favorite self-portrait photo. Man !! the Kiddo needs to show she's no chicken. She tears it up .. We dislike each other even to this day.

Age : 15 yrs

My botany teach gives me a brain bending 30 min lecture. I went below my desk to pick up my fallen hanky while the girls next to me were chattering with each other. This is why.

Age : 16 yrs

IIT class :: Chemistry ::

1:50 pm -- Boys are out in the playground bickering with each other. We (girls) are inside in the class scribbling on the black board. I scribble, " Women remember eveyrthing. Men forget everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. "

1:55 pm -- The prof is not here yet. We( girls) go to the loo. The kiddo's golden words still scribbled on the board.

2:00pm -- We run upto the classroom. First thing kiddo wants to do is clear the board before anyone (boys /prof) reads it. We rush. Prof is inside. Boys are inside. Prof looking at our art work, amused. Prof wants to know whose platinised words those are. The kiddo's hand goes up very slowly.

Age : 17 yrs
A guy kisses me for the first time. But the kiddo doesn't join in immediately, she's busy thinking, "Oh gosh !! this guy is kissing you !! .. You're gonna remain kissed forever."

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Being stupid's fun right ? ;)

And F***

I don't want hamilton to win !!

New Post

Getting fed up of the blue-red trash can thingy, I asked a friend as to what i should blog on, as my brain's busy hibernating .. He came up with two ideas ..
1. "My stupid mob"
2. "Blog on something i like the most"

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1. Just in case you wonder what makes my mobile phone stupid (or even you're not) .. It's not stupid neither is its owner !! .. The problem is, i basicallly hate noise of any kind which includes my phone ringing or beeping .. And unconditionally, my phone is stalled into an indefinite silent mode ..

If its in my hand, or if its in my bag and the bag's pressing against me, or if its over my body itself, then may be i ll respond to your msg or call .. So, now you know, to which number you DON'T call / msg if you neeeed to contact me

2. Something i like the most? .. many things .. my puppy-eye, internet, food, water, sleep, laziness, intelligence