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Monday, December 14, 2009

High High High

Lotsa nice new things happening .. Well ummm .. that was more of a mental note than anything.

I'm totally in love with leona lewis' music. Anyways, I just thought i'd put up some tips to help people look better .. Many people around me do many basic things wrong .. I'm no fashion expert but i'm said to have a decent sense of what n not to do

Him :
Yes, a lack of dressing sense may be a turn-on for some girls .. Anyways,
>>For men who are short, shed any ideas of going low-waist with your jeans. Do not wear over-sized clothes.
>>Use a no-shine lip balm to keep ur lips kiss-ready
>>Keep your nails clipped. Do not tempt us (women) to wanna paint your gorgeous nails.
>>Do not wear garish belts with huge nonsense buckles in a formal outfit. Puhlease !
>>Do wear clean, pressed clothes.

Her :
Lips__Ummmmaaah ! 
>>Kindly, NEVER leave your lips unattended
>>A good lip balm is a must even during the direst of times - Dry, chappy lips will not get kissed. >>Next, with lipstick, always see to that your upper lip is one shade darker than your lower lip. >>People with thin lips are advised to use earthly tones - red / maroon will make u look like a clown

Nose__Haughty me !
>>To make your nose appear higher, straighter, dab a little foundation cream on the bridge of your nose. Then squeeze your nose across the bridge, making a stright line over your nose. Nest smudge it carefully togive an illusion of a straighter nose.

Eyes__What's your story ?
>>People with a dark complexion, kindly avoid kohl - makes u look like thieves
>>Never apply red / pink liners to define your lower lid. They make u look drunk (unless u intend it, of course)

Jeans__Comes down to this, doesn't it ?
>>Color : for formal occasions DARK is the watchword .. irrespective of the color
>>Waistline : Low riding jeans enhance your flat belly (if u have one). While wearing formal flowing tops, wear a thin belt with a discreet buckle / lock. U don't want anything sticking out from down there !

Shoes__They talk
>>Please Please don't wear sneakers n floaters with your salwars ! esp in my insti, girls wear nothing but flats ..
>>Shoes with heels better your posture, round up your calves and make your walk more graceful n sexy
>>When on high heels
  #While walking, place the heel forward first, followed by the toes
  #At the stairs, walk placing only your toes, keeping the heel clear of the stairs

Hair__More than a preening gesture
>>Pay proper attention. Follow your shampoo with a conditioner
>>Hair color as such doesn't cause hair-fall. It causes hair breakage which can be averted with conditioning.
>>for straight hair, use a relaxant or a straightening iron to straighten your hair ends twice or thrice a week, so as to not let them get curled in awful directions


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The above things work for me .. And two things : Make-up is a grooming procedure, Looking good is not bad

Monday, February 23, 2009

India Promotes Homosexuality

Yeah .. Yeah .. Yeah .. Just today someone told me that homosexuality isn't legal in India. But then, when did legality count here. With India's rich cultural heritage beautifully portrayed in movies like "Water" and India's growing economy like in the "Slumdog Millionaire", I'm quite shocked by what i've been observing lately !!

So .. Anyways, assume a boy and a girl go walking on the road .. they stop and exchange a good kiss .. Mostly they ll be attacked by the moral police .. Why do they do this ? .. Why is it sooo difficult for them to just go about doing their business ?

Is kissing ? an expression of love, wrong ? obscene ? When these wretched hypocrites go abt smooching their 1+ wives in respective bedrooms ? Yuck .. Whatever .. But there's just one thing i'm curious about : Why do they indulge in moral policing ? What is it that strikes them "disgusting" enough ? I thought of a few possible reasons ..
>> Their wives would never kiss them in public in fear of being seen with a pair of pig-lips !
>> He's never got to kiss anyone .. gone humping first thing, always i guess !
>> He's plain jealous that not a hag looked at him when he was 20 !
>> His wife(s) is a prude and has taken up celibacy !
>> He's plain jobless !

Honestly, if i saw a couple doing it on the road side, at the most i ll walk by with a amused look on my face .. cmon .. live porn .. where's it not welcome ? ;)
[No .. i don't watch porn .. it disinterests me]

And yeah .. coming back to the actual point, all this makes me think, deep down, India somehow in some unimaginable angle is promoting homosexuality ! .. My friends n me can't stop thinking the vast possiblities of erm ... in college hostels .. twosomes .. threesomes.. polysomes .. (did u know .. some of the rooms in my col has as many as 10 people in a single room .. WOW .. imagine that ! .. A good rainbow party they ll throw for themselves ;) .. )

However merciless or grouse this may sound to you, this is how our minds think .. and i don't give a frickin shit ! .. They don't mind two girls holding the other's hand and walking on the road .. They think it's harmless friendship for life .. friendship ? .. Hmmm .. Muhahaha .. !! ..

Gone are the days when u talked to no one of the opposite sex and u were talked of as a chaste and well-brought piece of shit .. Today, if you are a guy and u dont talk to girls, and don't have a girlfriend either .. then there may very well be a group of people thinking you are a sure shot gay !
YAY !

Monday, June 23, 2008

Been 4 days.

" Mahiyaaaaaa .....
I wish you see yourself the way i see you,
You shine just like a star Mahiyaaaa ..
Cos' you're my only pyaar Mahiyaaa .. "

-- scccccreeeeeeeccccchhhh -- quash -- waush -- crushshsh --

So now, the online counselling (for the aieee btw) is due to start today .. June 23 .. but then ccb.nic.in shows nothing that even remotely resembles the online counseling link .. Now you know why am out here blogging away this early in the morning .. Blogging is THE best time-pass in the world.

Yesterday, i unceremoniously burnt THREE fingertips of my right hand .. i have them all with blisters .. And no, i'm not using a dictaphone to make / type out this post. Now, that's what we call dedication.

----shsshscreeeecccccch -------

" Kehne ko Jashn-e-Bahar hai .. Ishq yeh dekhke hairaan hai
Phool se khushbu qhafa qhafa hai gulshan mein
Chupa hai koi ranj fiza ki jhilman mein "

-----shcrrrrreeeesssshhhh -- geeeeeezzzzzzz ----- dishkyuon dishkyuon dishkyuon (yes i watched sholay) ---

There are a few words that ought to be included in the Oxford English Dictionary and also in the GRE wordlists .. ahem ..
1) Tortune :
A catchy yet awful song that you just can't get outta your head, even after hearing it played just once .. (wow)
2) Edgehog : The person who hogs on to the corner seat of an aisle in a cinema theatre so that you have to brush his knees to access the seats he so dearly guards.
3) Lovestuck : A moment on a date where both the guy and the girl want to make a move but don't .. as a result of which nothing happens.
4) Suffermore :
A person who is always sicker than or worse off than you. if you say , you are a bit tired , thay are exhausted. If you are snowed under, they tell you to try with six kids.

-- guccccsssshh -- codswallop -- balderdash -- abbacad -- tusch tusch tusch ---

Once again
I found myself with my friends
Dancin the night away
It's like the party never ends
Then again, we dont want it to stop
Cos' tonight's the night
It goes sweat box, laserbeam, flashin lights
Wild cards, men from Mars
Dressed in stars and stripes
Eclectic electric
Ladies at the evening
Drinkin booze and minglin
Mashin through the music
I can do anything
Freaky deaky, star speckles and pink butterflies
And life is nice, so nice
I walk into a club and i found paradise
I'm seein stars, I can't believe my eyes
I'm seein stars
--
Wanna dance Baargav ?

Friday, April 4, 2008

The Playboy Mansion

The music from the famous rock band, U2 had always featured in each and every playlist of mine. In addtion to the GREAT music they bring, they also carry an underlying meaning, often a deep one .. the song i post here is "The playboy mansion" from the album "Pop" ..





If Coke is a mystery
Michael Jackson...History
If beauty is truth
And surgery the fountain of youth
What am I to do
Have I got the gift to get me through
The gates of that mansion

If OJ is more than a drink
And a Big Mac bigger than you think
If perfume is an obsession
And talk shows, confession
What have we got to lose
Another push and we'll be through
The gates of that mansion

I never bought a Lotto ticket
I never parked in anyone's space
The banks feel like cathedrals
I guess casinos took their place
Love, come on down
Don't wake her, she'll come around

Chance is a kind of religion
Where you're damned for plain hard luck
I never did see that movie
I never did read that bookLove, come on down
Let my numbers come around

Don't know if I can hold on
Don't know if I'm that strong
Don't know if I can wait that long
'Til the colours come flashing
And the lights go on

Then will there be no time for sorrow
Then will there be no time for shame
And though I can't say why
I know I've got to believe

We'll go driving in that pool
It's who you know that gets you through
The gates of the Playboy mansion
But they don't mention...the pain

Then will there be no time for sorrow
Then will there be no time for shame
Then will there be no time for sorrow
Then will there be no time for shame
-- --
Do we have to make it to the playboy mansion? .. is the price fair?
Truth is, no one cares ..

Saturday, September 29, 2007

change yourself in two hours !!

first thing!.. i'm not promoting the latest age-defying cream or a “sauna-belt”..lol!!

this post is for my friends.. those who havent read up the book “Jonathan Livingstone Seagull” (yet).. the book itself is tiny..and with some really amazing seagull photographs.. the actual text can be finished up in under two hours!! and believe me.. its kinda power-packed!.. like.. rather than saying “you ll be a changed perosn by the end of the book”..its more fitting to say “you ll be a changed perosn in under two hours”..(wow!...now i even sound like those tele-shopping ppl)

so..Jon is a seagull.. young(and hopefully handsome ;) ).. who wants to live life beyond the ordinary chores which enable one to merely survive..gifted with a lot of grit and optimism.. he gets outcast by his clan (or whatever you call it) when he tries to tell his own ppl abt how it was possible even for the seagulls to soar like the falcons and glide like the eagles..(btw i'm not very sure as to which glides and which soars..so sorry if i'm wrong!!).. So this guy..all his life betters himself at flying.. and then reaches himself beyond the bindings of space and time..and helps other ppl(seagulls) also discover this.. and according to him, the only law is one that sets one free (nice outlook)...its like the farther you push yourself..the more you will discover yourself and also in the process.. realise the real Jonathan that lives in each one of us!!.. nice read really..

and i guess each one who reads this book can and WILL identify with Jon in one way or the other.. for me the most striking similarity b/n me and Jon that i observed was our ability to let go.. the ability to regard things beyond the worldly constraints of time and space.. and the dawning of the truth that nothing is forever..nothing's indispensible in this world.. one must move on.. not that its the only way.. but yes!..its possibly the best way :).. thats the beauty!!

having read almost all of Paulo coelho's works.. i was dubious as to how much impact this book would really have on me.. after reading.. i realised.. it was different in its own way.. where as Coelho's narration comes with a lot of mystic in it.. Bach presents things jus the way they are..its refreshing!!.. bottom line: all you paulo coelho readers..this book is definitely worth a read!! :D

Qouting God-knows-who : “ the sign of a good book is that it changes each time you read it” :)