"There is only one right form for a story and if you fail to find that form, the story will not tell itself.”
Monday, December 14, 2009
High High High
Monday, February 23, 2009
India Promotes Homosexuality
So .. Anyways, assume a boy and a girl go walking on the road .. they stop and exchange a good kiss .. Mostly they ll be attacked by the moral police .. Why do they do this ? .. Why is it sooo difficult for them to just go about doing their business ?
Is kissing ? an expression of love, wrong ? obscene ? When these wretched hypocrites go abt smooching their 1+ wives in respective bedrooms ? Yuck .. Whatever .. But there's just one thing i'm curious about : Why do they indulge in moral policing ? What is it that strikes them "disgusting" enough ? I thought of a few possible reasons ..
>> Their wives would never kiss them in public in fear of being seen with a pair of pig-lips !
>> He's never got to kiss anyone .. gone humping first thing, always i guess !
>> He's plain jealous that not a hag looked at him when he was 20 !
>> His wife(s) is a prude and has taken up celibacy !
>> He's plain jobless !
Honestly, if i saw a couple doing it on the road side, at the most i ll walk by with a amused look on my face .. cmon .. live porn .. where's it not welcome ? ;)
[No .. i don't watch porn .. it disinterests me]
And yeah .. coming back to the actual point, all this makes me think, deep down, India somehow in some unimaginable angle is promoting homosexuality ! .. My friends n me can't stop thinking the vast possiblities of erm ... in college hostels .. twosomes .. threesomes.. polysomes .. (did u know .. some of the rooms in my col has as many as 10 people in a single room .. WOW .. imagine that ! .. A good rainbow party they ll throw for themselves ;) .. )
However merciless or grouse this may sound to you, this is how our minds think .. and i don't give a frickin shit ! .. They don't mind two girls holding the other's hand and walking on the road .. They think it's harmless friendship for life .. friendship ? .. Hmmm .. Muhahaha .. !! ..
Gone are the days when u talked to no one of the opposite sex and u were talked of as a chaste and well-brought piece of shit .. Today, if you are a guy and u dont talk to girls, and don't have a girlfriend either .. then there may very well be a group of people thinking you are a sure shot gay !
YAY !
Monday, June 23, 2008
Been 4 days.
I wish you see yourself the way i see you,
You shine just like a star Mahiyaaaa ..
Cos' you're my only pyaar Mahiyaaa .. "
-- scccccreeeeeeeccccchhhh -- quash -- waush -- crushshsh --
So now, the online counselling (for the aieee btw) is due to start today .. June 23 .. but then ccb.nic.in shows nothing that even remotely resembles the online counseling link .. Now you know why am out here blogging away this early in the morning .. Blogging is THE best time-pass in the world.
Yesterday, i unceremoniously burnt THREE fingertips of my right hand .. i have them all with blisters .. And no, i'm not using a dictaphone to make / type out this post. Now, that's what we call dedication.
----shsshscreeeecccccch -------
" Kehne ko Jashn-e-Bahar hai .. Ishq yeh dekhke hairaan hai
Phool se khushbu qhafa qhafa hai gulshan mein
Chupa hai koi ranj fiza ki jhilman mein "
-----shcrrrrreeeesssshhhh -- geeeeeezzzzzzz ----- dishkyuon dishkyuon dishkyuon (yes i watched sholay) ---
There are a few words that ought to be included in the Oxford English Dictionary and also in the GRE wordlists .. ahem ..
1) Tortune : A catchy yet awful song that you just can't get outta your head, even after hearing it played just once .. (wow)
2) Edgehog : The person who hogs on to the corner seat of an aisle in a cinema theatre so that you have to brush his knees to access the seats he so dearly guards.
3) Lovestuck : A moment on a date where both the guy and the girl want to make a move but don't .. as a result of which nothing happens.
4) Suffermore :A person who is always sicker than or worse off than you. if you say , you are a bit tired , thay are exhausted. If you are snowed under, they tell you to try with six kids.
-- guccccsssshh -- codswallop -- balderdash -- abbacad -- tusch tusch tusch ---
I found myself with my friends
Dancin the night away
It's like the party never ends
Then again, we dont want it to stop
Cos' tonight's the night
It goes sweat box, laserbeam, flashin lights
Wild cards, men from Mars
Dressed in stars and stripes
Eclectic electric
Ladies at the evening
Drinkin booze and minglin
Mashin through the music
I can do anything
Freaky deaky, star speckles and pink butterflies
And life is nice, so nice
I walk into a club and i found paradise
I'm seein stars, I can't believe my eyes
I'm seein stars
Wanna dance Baargav ?
Friday, April 4, 2008
The Playboy Mansion
If Coke is a mystery
Michael Jackson...History
If beauty is truth
And surgery the fountain of youth
What am I to do
Have I got the gift to get me through
The gates of that mansion
If OJ is more than a drink
And a Big Mac bigger than you think
If perfume is an obsession
And talk shows, confession
What have we got to lose
Another push and we'll be through
The gates of that mansion
I never bought a Lotto ticket
I never parked in anyone's space
The banks feel like cathedrals
I guess casinos took their place
Love, come on down
Don't wake her, she'll come around
Chance is a kind of religion
Where you're damned for plain hard luck
I never did see that movie
I never did read that bookLove, come on down
Let my numbers come around
Don't know if I can hold on
Don't know if I'm that strong
Don't know if I can wait that long
'Til the colours come flashing
And the lights go on
Then will there be no time for sorrow
Then will there be no time for shame
And though I can't say why
I know I've got to believe
We'll go driving in that pool
It's who you know that gets you through
The gates of the Playboy mansion
But they don't mention...the pain
Then will there be no time for sorrow
Then will there be no time for shame
Then will there be no time for sorrow
Then will there be no time for shame
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Do we have to make it to the playboy mansion? .. is the price fair?
Truth is, no one cares ..
Saturday, September 29, 2007
change yourself in two hours !!
first thing!.. i'm not promoting the latest age-defying cream or a “sauna-belt”..lol!!
this post is for my friends.. those who havent read up the book “Jonathan Livingstone Seagull” (yet).. the book itself is tiny..and with some really amazing seagull photographs.. the actual text can be finished up in under two hours!! and believe me.. its kinda power-packed!.. like.. rather than saying “you ll be a changed perosn by the end of the book”..its more fitting to say “you ll be a changed perosn in under two hours”..(wow!...now i even sound like those tele-shopping ppl)
so..Jon is a seagull.. young(and hopefully handsome ;) ).. who wants to live life beyond the ordinary chores which enable one to merely survive..gifted with a lot of grit and optimism.. he gets outcast by his clan (or whatever you call it) when he tries to tell his own ppl abt how it was possible even for the seagulls to soar like the falcons and glide like the eagles..(btw i'm not very sure as to which glides and which soars..so sorry if i'm wrong!!).. So this guy..all his life betters himself at flying.. and then reaches himself beyond the bindings of space and time..and helps other ppl(seagulls) also discover this.. and according to him, the only law is one that sets one free (nice outlook)...its like the farther you push yourself..the more you will discover yourself and also in the process.. realise the real Jonathan that lives in each one of us!!.. nice read really..
and i guess each one who reads this book can and WILL identify with Jon in one way or the other.. for me the most striking similarity b/n me and Jon that i observed was our ability to let go.. the ability to regard things beyond the worldly constraints of time and space.. and the dawning of the truth that nothing is forever..nothing's indispensible in this world.. one must move on.. not that its the only way.. but yes!..its possibly the best way :).. thats the beauty!!
having read almost all of Paulo coelho's works.. i was dubious as to how much impact this book would really have on me.. after reading.. i realised.. it was different in its own way.. where as Coelho's narration comes with a lot of mystic in it.. Bach presents things jus the way they are..its refreshing!!.. bottom line: all you paulo coelho readers..this book is definitely worth a read!! :D
Qouting God-knows-who : “ the sign of a good book is that it changes each time you read it” :)