Saturday, July 5, 2008

Fourth rate comedy

Ya, I'm gonna intro you to fourth rate comedy.

# My 10 year old sister wants to know why one has to get married to have kids.

# Why don't dogs need to get married to have puppies.
(She has a point you know)

# I'm entering the bath. Karthik makes a move to his bag near the bath.
I say, "Hey it's ok, I ll go alone."

# My cousin asks the shop-guy for toilet paper. He says, "Toilet paper i don't have. I can give sand paper."

# A guy happened to look at my pictures. He says, "Some of them were scary."

# For those who have seen the recent reliance mobile Ads, the signal bars, at the end of the Ad go from a slanting array to a straight one. So, if you just discovered you're straight, reliance offers you its "Digital Sound Clarity".

# I shell out 16k for a new digicam. My dad asks where it had been manufactured. I wrongly blurt out 'China'. My sis : "Even my toys are 'Made in China' .. You paid SIXTEEN THOUSAND Rupees for a 'made in china' camera ?"

# ,

Ok, enough.

3 comments:

Karthik Manamcheri said...

even most of the people in the world are made in china .. !! .. so .. they aren't someone to be taken lightly .. lol

Ken said...

@ msk : Try explaining that to shalu.

Karthik Manamcheri said...

ya sure .. is she patient enough to listen to me ..