MTV ticker

For those who dont know, MTV (music television) has been airing a typical ticker tape the lower base of its screen. Having watched the all-serious ticker of BBC all these years, i was pleasantly surprised at the hilarious crap they present in the ticker ..

# one such "news" on world health day / non-honking day :
"The world observes the world health day and the non-honking day ..
So, dont be horny, be healthy."
# " dont starve yourselves, says Urmila to young girls." .. "young girls wonder who Urmila is."
# " A youth in berhampur was caught in a cyber crime case" .. " We are happy to knwo there's internet in berhampur. "
# " Is IPL and MNS not the same? "
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So much is the rising "fame" of the ticker, someone opened up an orkut community for it .. hehe ..
the community was created on April 15, and already has some 270 members to it .. lol
check it here: http://www.orkut.com/Community.aspx?cmm=51127122
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honestly this ticker is one very cool thing that has happened to television in a long long looooong time :P

Hmmm .. .. ..

Well i have been observing, that i've made no post for quite some time now, that make any real sense .. (as if the earlier ones did :| ) ..
anyways, i just want to tell you that this post shall follow the latest trend :)
so, crap from ken again :)
tk, i cant think of crap now .. anyways, for the record, my jee is over and out.. now 'over' and 'out' can have hell lot meanings . but i'm not elaborating .. just that i could've done better :( .. but i definitely want to give it another try next year .. sigh ..
but then, this is just the start of the servings of my share of reality bite ..lot more to come ..
>> getting into a college,
>> try to stay sane there,
>> get a decent job which ll help me turn into an insane spendthrift,
>> save up enough for an mba (which actually means cutting down on my shopping sprees ),
>> then marry the guy i love with(out) my ppl's support,
>> sleeping with him (and i DONT mean zzzzs .. )
>> having kids (who ll grow up to be boisterous ( like me ) .. )
>> pay for their exuberant 'maintanence'
>> get them to university
>> get them off my husband and my life .. (get them married that is lol )
>> go on a world tour with my love
>> die
>> see him bury me in the backyard
>> build a taj mahal over my grave (a small one will do)
.. :D i'm so glad ;)

Tagged .. !! ..

Tagged by karthik ..

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A signifies my : acid tongue
B my baby : k-pup
C cake or coffee : cake .. (make it chocolate cake)
D Daddy's girl : not always
E Essential object used everyday : My glasses, My smile :P
F favorite food : palak paneer
G girl side to me : loving lipsticks, my lip balm .. bothers someone ;)
H hometown : Hospet, Karnataka
I favorite pastime : being idle .. (to go just blank !! )
J i jive at : Enrique, RW , Madonna
K for : Ken .. lol
L Last desire before i die :
# they give me a decent funeral
# my husband bulids a taj mahal for me in the backyard :)
M i'm mushy about : my sister .. its a pity she doesnt know :( ..
N i can never : lose faith in other's abilities
O old or new : old souvenirs and new 'stuff ' .. hehe
P Phobias : raised voices, lizards
Q Quote :
# If you can't be loved and feared at the same time, then you'd rather be feared.
# If you're not fired with enthusiasm, then you will be fired with enthusiasm
# What is life, if not to make it better for each other ?
# You can't say to the Spring : "come and stay as long as possible" ..
you can only say " come now and bless me with your hope, and stay as long as you can."
R Reasons to laugh : jokes
S simple or scandolous : neither
T Tag : Gayathri
U Unknown fact about me : i HATE rice
V for : Vendetta :P
W worst habit : sarcasm
X -rays i've had : once when i was 3 .. to detect lung congestions .. lol
Y riding a yak : scary experience :(
Z zzzzzzz ... : ready for it anytime :D

The Playboy Mansion

The music from the famous rock band, U2 had always featured in each and every playlist of mine. In addtion to the GREAT music they bring, they also carry an underlying meaning, often a deep one .. the song i post here is "The playboy mansion" from the album "Pop" ..





If Coke is a mystery
Michael Jackson...History
If beauty is truth
And surgery the fountain of youth
What am I to do
Have I got the gift to get me through
The gates of that mansion

If OJ is more than a drink
And a Big Mac bigger than you think
If perfume is an obsession
And talk shows, confession
What have we got to lose
Another push and we'll be through
The gates of that mansion

I never bought a Lotto ticket
I never parked in anyone's space
The banks feel like cathedrals
I guess casinos took their place
Love, come on down
Don't wake her, she'll come around

Chance is a kind of religion
Where you're damned for plain hard luck
I never did see that movie
I never did read that bookLove, come on down
Let my numbers come around

Don't know if I can hold on
Don't know if I'm that strong
Don't know if I can wait that long
'Til the colours come flashing
And the lights go on

Then will there be no time for sorrow
Then will there be no time for shame
And though I can't say why
I know I've got to believe

We'll go driving in that pool
It's who you know that gets you through
The gates of the Playboy mansion
But they don't mention...the pain

Then will there be no time for sorrow
Then will there be no time for shame
Then will there be no time for sorrow
Then will there be no time for shame
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Do we have to make it to the playboy mansion? .. is the price fair?
Truth is, no one cares ..

That somebody's ME.

yeah, that somebody's me :)

You, do you remember me?
Like I remember you?
Do you spend your life
Going back in your mind to that time?
Because I, I walk the streets alone
I hate being on my own
And everyone can see that I really fell
And I'm going through hell
Thinking about you with somebody else

[CHORUS]
Somebody wants you
Somebody needs you
Somebody dreams about you every single night
Somebody can't breath without you, it's lonely
Somebody hopes that one day you will see
That Somebody's Me [2x]

How, How could we go wrong
It was so good and now it's gone
And I pray at night that our paths soon will cross
And what we had isn't lost
Cause you're always right here in my thoughts

[Chorus]
Somebody wants you
Somebody needs you
Somebody dreams about you every single night
Somebody can't breath without you, it's lonely
Somebody hopes that some day you will see
That Somebody's Me [2x]

You'll always be in my life
Even if I'm not in your life
Because you're in my memory
You, will you remember me
And before you set me free
Oh listen please

[Chorus]
Somebody wants you
Somebody needs you
Somebody dreams about you every single night
Somebody can't breath without you, it's lonely
Somebody hopes that some day you will see
That Somebody's Me [5x]

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I'd appreciate if no comments are made to this post ..

Fine weather isn't it?

Britons almost always talk of weather when they start convos .. at least in the victorian times .. anyways list of twenty and five people i'd like / want to meet :

1. Stefen fry
2. ellen de generes
3. Sir alex ferguson (and kill him at the end)
4. arsene wenger
5. bernie eccelstone (i hate him .. but i want to meet him anyways)
6. nasurridin shah
7. beyonce knowles
8. zenidine zidane
9. michael schumacher
10. Robbie williams
11. Pamela Anderson (i dont know why but cant get her off my mind)
12. Rajat kapoor
13. Aamir Khan
14. bono
15. Arthur c clarke (i know he's dead)
16. ayrton senna (i know he's dead too)
17. arun jaitley
18. desmond morris
19. charlise theron
20. laxmi nivas mittal
21. ratan tata
22. james cameron
23. shekhar Kapur
24. anand mahindra
25. lord krishna (how he managed 16,000+ wives)

haaaaaaaaa .. finished the list :) .. phew !! !! !!

The traveller

For those who listen to hindi music, Lucky Ali wont surface in their playlists significantly enough .. but there's this one song that i simply adore :) ..

GHAR KO MAIN NIKLA, TANHA, AKELA
(I left for home .. solitary, alone)
SAATH MERE KAUN HAI YAAR HAI MERA?
(who is with me whom I call ‘my friend’? )
JO BHI KARNA THA, KAR AA GAYA MAIN.
(whatever had to be done, I’ve come away doing it)
PYAAR KO HI MAANTE CHALTE JAANA
( believing in love unconditionally, one has to move on)

DEKHA HAI AISE BHI, KISI KO AISE HI
( I have seen them in this light too, ANYone, just like that)
APNE BHI DIL MEIN BASAYE HUAN KUCH IRAADEIN HAIN
(there are a few desires that have taken root even in my heart)
DIL KE KISI KONE MEIN BHI KUCH AISE HI VAADEIN HAIN…
(there exist a few vows too, in some corner of the heart)
INKO LIYE, JAB HUM CHALE, NAZARE BHI HUMSE MILE
(taking these,as we stride on, even horizons convened with us)
O .. O …

DEKHA HAI AISE BHI, KISI KO AISE HI
(i have seen them in this light too, ANYone, just like that)
HANSTE HANSATHE YUN SABKO MANATE HUM JAAYENGE,
(cheering everybody cheerfully, cajoling everyone into liveliness, we’ll move on)
BARSON KI DOORI KO MILKE HUM SAATH MITHAYENGE
(together we shall bridge the gap having been widened for eons)
PYAAR RAHE UNKE LIYE, JO DHOONDE WOH UNKO MILE
(love reigns for them; those who seek love are the ones who find it)
OOHHO…

THODA SA GARAJ, THODI SI SAMAJH HAI
CHAAHTON KE DAAYRE MEIN, RUKHNA FARZ HAI
(it’s by virtue of obligation, that one restrains himself in the confines posed by desires)
KOI KEHTA HAI KI GHAR AAGAYA HAI
(he says that he is home)
AARZOO BHI ARZ HAI, PADHTE JAANA
(the heart-felt desires have been expressed, one just has to read them)

DEKHA AISE BHI, KISI KO AISE HI
(i have seen them in this light too, ANYone, just like that)
DIL KE JHARONKON MEIN AB BHI MOHABBAT KE SAAYEIN HAIN
(even now, there exist the traces left behind by love)
RAH JAYE JO BAAD MEIN BHI HUMARE WAFAAYEIN HAIN
(and commitments are the ones which see us through)
INKE LIYE AB TAK CHALE, HAZAARON MEIN HUM BHI MILE
(we had thus come so far, to nevertheless be sought out of the crowd)

OOHO…

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Uff !! lol only when trying to translate the song for my non-hindi speaking friends, I actually realized some critical flaws in my hindi :P .. and any phrase / line you think needs change, do tell me :)

Btw thanks to msk for letting me borrow the html code to stream the music file ..

YAY !!!!!!!

School's never really been 'fun' .. without the few friends that i do have there, it'd be 8 hours of hell each day !!! .. today, math paper's finally over .. only comp paper's up on march 24th .. so my "public" exams virtually over :D :D :D
i'm so bloody happy !! .. i know i have a host of entrance exams lining up .. but still working for them is hundred times more fun than being ta school !! i can work at my own pace, at my own time, in my bedroom, go surf the net whenever i want to, listen on in my ipod whenever i want to ..
>>no more being commanded / threatened to do nonsense ... (that's supposed to be sense :| ) ..
>>no more being herded like cattle into phy / chem labs !!
>>no more ppl trying to threaten us with a visit to the principal's room (we never got threatened or afraid.. this is what made it even more irritating !! )
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haaaa .. i'm sooooooooo happy !! .. and no ppl i ll 'miss' as such .. cos the ppl who do matter, with them i ll be in touch forever :) ..
more on school in the coming up posts !! .. now gotto go cook up one good plan to try and crack jee .. lol

' End of Days '

ok look, honestly i dont know what to post .. thats why the stupid title
the thing i didnt didnt want that previous post in be at the top when you open my blog .. because i'm not feeling terrible anymore ..
anyways .. hmmm lets see .. ok i list out the most handsome men in my opinion:
George Clooney, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jude Law, Alec Baldwin, Shiny Ahuja, John Abraham, Kunal Khemu .. and i absolutely HATE tom cruise and his overblown popularity !! yuk !!
ok now i'm getting sick .. also i have my comp prac exam tom .. should be going ..
bye :)
and yeah .. happy valentine's day !!! (i dont see the point though, everyone making such a big deal out of it .. anyways ..)

To hell with diplomacy !!

right, if i were a guy, i'd rape them to death .. yeah, each and everyone of them .. then i'd lay them as the corner stone of the world's CRAZIEST mental asylum !!

Major fcukers ! ALL of them !!! and SurlyB is THE biggest b!#ch of the century or the millenium (or any larger unit of time) ..

i cant wait to get away from this god-forsaken hole !! .. they say it's god's sanctum .. haha .. but these stupid ppl dont even realise that god abandoned that place hell long time ago .. why this place? .. he even vanished from this face of the the Earth .. that is why ppl go around mere statues and idols !!

EVERY thing else in very right in my life : my family, my friends, my guy, my comp, my iit prep .. even my ass of a vehicle gets me to places without complaints !! ..
i WONT let these sick asses get to me or screw my life up !! i WONT !!!!
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btw i'm NOT a psychopath !
and NEVER--remember NEVER doubt my integrity !!!!!