Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Saint Peter prefers the Titanic to Windows OS!

Bill Gates dies and goes to heaven, where Saint Peter gives him a smart two-bedroom house with a pretty garden and a tennis court. Pleased with his lot, Bill quickly settles into his afterlife.
One day he is out walking when he bumps into a man wearing a fine, tailored suit.
“That's really nice,” says Bill. “where did you get it?
“Actually,” says the man, “i was given 50 of these, plus two mansions, a yacht, a golf course and four Rolls-Royces.”
“Wow, wre you a priest or a doctor healing the sick?” asks Bill.
“NO, I was the captain of the Titanic.”
Bill storms off to see Saint Peter. “ How come the captain of a sunken ship gets all that while I, the inventor of the Windows operating system, get a crummy little house?” he asks.
“We use Windows too,” says Saint Peter. “And the Titanic only crashed once. “


now neither am i against thw Windows ppl nor am i the spokesperson for linux..
i'm jus a beholder.. lol..


-->suren<-- said...

nice :)

p_kenche said...

ty :)

MobeeN said...

watch "pirates of silicon valley".... bill gates never invented any thing...just copied.

I'm not sayin dis based jus on a movie, but i have researched a lot on explains it all excyly.

i love mac, i like linux and windows SUCKS.