Thursday, December 25, 2008

SEE .. !! .. I couldn't even type "Blogging" properly in the last post .. fuck

Hell - O ! : 2

Hi, .. no unnecessary pleasantries to exchange this time .. cos i have the creeps coming .. may be i have lost my bloogin ability .. but i wanna grant myself pity owing to the fact that i'm dc most of the time (This "most of the time" period is where i'm itching to blog on some really coooool post) .. And when i am online, my stomach's always full .. so i can't think .. even now, i'm typing this post at about 25 words per minute .. Sad .. Real sad ..
Btw, got my own lappy .. things hopefully should get better .. I'm worried !

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Hell - O !

Hi Hi .. So it's been a long time, ain't it ? how many of you committed suicide cos i played traunt from september ? .. erm .. anyways i have been astronomically offline (does that make any sense ? ) ..

I have my exams coming up on Monday, but then, who frickin gives a damn .. And something funny .. people at my hostel suddenly discovered what shiny hair i have .. My guy is happier than ever as this fact is getting more established by the day .. OMG ! ;)

Couple days back, i had a very very memorable bus 'ride' from Thanjavur to Neyveli. The bus was ABSOLUTE filth. What should have been 2.5 hours took 5 hours. And i realised something. It's not some air-conditioned bus with reclining seats with a leather upholstery that i expect, but just a clean .. CLEAN place to sit and travel ! .. Why do we, Indians who take so much care is keeping our homes spic n span dont give a shit to keeping our surroundings clean ?

They impose a fine when you smoke .. (well, ppl havent stopped lighting up) .. why dont they mash up your shins if you piss in public ? Just because you have a frickin penis ! ..

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Great Old Englisss

When it comes to India, the language base is highly eclectic. So, it's only natural that none of us, Indians are native English speakers. Even less, have the correct knowledge of English.

Once, on my way to Pondicherry for a casual holiday, this is what a car's rear window read : "Bra Driving School" ..ahem .. Don't know if you appreciated that .. Either ways ..

>>>This is what the banner of a modest 20' x 20' shop selling booze reads :

>>>Even more funny (assuming the one above was funny :| .. ) is what i got to read as my bus passed thru Tiruverumbur today :

I speak hindi .. er .. guruji .. By what 'method' did you teach us hindi ? Is it better or or or at least as good as the "North Indian Method" ?

>>>Here is another comedy .. there was a building under construction and this is what a simple banner in front of it read :

>>>The other day, msk and me where just walking the streets in Trichy .. There was this restaurant that claimed it had air-conditioning, but even from the outside one could see that it was not so .. Then on observing the banner more carefully ...

Hope you enjoy reading the post as much as i enjoyed making it .. and yes :| .. i used Paint .. was too lazy for ps

Thursday, August 21, 2008

World's most ****ed-up college

No .. I'm not naming it .. cos i'm also a part of it .. So .. we had this tuesday and thrusday off . working on saturday and sunday .. ok ? .. now .. this is ll continue forn two more weeks .. how bloody enterprising ..

Anyways, have my tests from wednesday.. so this week shouldn't be very difficult (coping with the working weekends that is) .. Anyways had a very sumptuous lunch today with msk .. had crab for the first time .. what an adventure .. lol .. ate fish after a very very long time .. it was nice, surprisingly ..

Then .. what else is up .. hmmm .. yeah .. twisted my ankle on tuesday evening .. wasnt too serious .. still bunked wednesday .. Btw .. i made this post only and only cos i was completely vetti .. Hope i was of some help to you in helping you continue wasting time ..


Sunday, August 17, 2008

Croc skins, Turtle backs

I was watching "Feast Bazar Year" on Discovery T&L .. They were showing Damascus .. And what a lay .. erm .. i mean, what a spread .. They sell croc skins .. turtle backs .. all reptile shit like they were carrots and beans .. wonder how (il)legal it is .. lol

And talking of feasts, the past two days have been a banquet time at my home .. lol .. what ever i like .. how much ever i want of it :D .. wonderful .. na ? .. Anyways, mom tried in vain, in fact failed miserably in trying to persuade me to extend my holidays .. lol .. so ll be leaving this afternoon most prolly :) ..

Btw i'm deeply disappointed with the boys in my class .. some 61 in number (boys alone) .. they are yet to start giving proxies !! cmon guys .. buck up .. And yet to meet a blogger from sastra .. :( .. Such a big passion of mine .. and no one to share it with .. haaa ...

And hey .. i got to swap phones with msk this week .. a samsung F700 .. what a grand beauty .. lol .. Now i'm bent on buying a touch phone (when i get to, that is :| ) .. The F700 is not even out in India .. I'm looking to test-use an iphone (is that possible ?!!) .. let's see ..

Had rava dosa for breakfast .. and it's lying heavy on my stomach .. gotto go sleep :D .. i know it's been a very eclectic post .. lol .. but who cares ? ..

Friday, August 15, 2008

18 Days Hence

Hell-O .. Eighteen days into my colleging and things are fine. Now, I'm home for the weekend and ppl are harrowing me with "How is college ???" .. I really wanna say "frickin vetti and kick-ass time-pass" .. But since that may not be accepted by the supernatural mortals who labour to ask me how is college, i need to end their divine curiosity and interest with an "Ok :) "

Hmmm .. But heyy i have no inhibitions with you people.. Know why ? .. Cos you actually don't give a damn .. And are most prolly are reading cos you're so jobless .. Now now .. One solid improvement i have made in the past two weeks has been my telugu (no dw .. it's still pathetic) .. thanks to the people i hang around with .. all brainees ;) .. Rahul, Teja, Abhi, Swetha, Madhukur, Shubhoday, Jayadev .. nice people ..

And worst of worst .. me in some latent lunatic trance agreed to be the rep for girls .. with Shubhoday maning the boys CR thingy .. talk of staying low-profile ..

Meanwhile, the seniors are being unbelievably nice .. trying to get us into clubs they manage .. Surprisingly enough, the art form clubs have auditions and crap .. but the supposedly-more intensive tech clubs have no induction procedures .. they take in the entire herd .. yes, herd :| ..

Anyways, dinner now .. ll post more before i leave on sunday .. catchya .. ummah .. bye :D

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Leaving .. At Last

The wait has come to an end; The four months to go .. The three months to go .. The two months to go .. The one month to go .. The two weeks to go .. The two days to go .. Has at last come to "One day to go" ..

Yes, today's my last day at home before i start my ug .. lol no soppy feelings .. just needed to record this date at my blog .. Leaving tom morning to Thanjavur .. Thinking now, i virtually am leaving home once and for all ..
no more sitting at home for years .. lol ..

Excited .. Stilll a little concerned if i ll get bored of stuff as i always seem to do ..
Might not fit here .. But the pink rose .. my favorite ..

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Here's a little ...

I dont know what to call it .. but came across it in my copy of Wren & Martin's .. I estimate it to have been written in early 2006 ..

"Three years have passed and I've written nothing but fiction. Life just seems to have been stalled in that field sometimes, only to be caught back by reality. I want to write non-fiction but don't know where to start. There are so many things to tell; So many people to talk about; the many relationships made, broken; the endless chain of events - Yet so less words to express - success, grief, disbelief, unaccepted failure, surprise, despair, reflection, delusion, heartbreak (not exactly) and what not ?
Pivoted, I don't even know what to do to set things right. Things aren't so messed up as they appear to be.
The television, i love it dearly, yet long to hate it. I watch it; yet am not addicted to it; like the tinge of lemon remaining on the tongue - what do i mean ?
I quite don't know what relations am building. Exempt love. the girls at my school, the teachers, OMG !! I've always been the object of curiosity, so it isn't so strange when teachers stare at me, suspect etc me and girls like, hate, envy and admire me. But sometimes, it's too much to take, but as it sinks in, i begin to enjoy what not all get to enjoy. I don't know if i'm humorous but i'm talented; It's eccentric for me, there has not been a day when I was one of the crowd, i want to experience getting lost in a mob; but still don't want to, who wants to let go of attention ?
Delusion is the new dimension; My friend sharing my interests has begun back-biting; dreadful, yet i like her dearly. I let go of all things easily, but to forget it all is difficult. It's so mysterious and yet alluring and musical. My, my heart gets heavier as i write this, as if air were lighter than feelings. the problem is, I can't feel these at all times, some kind of amnesia"

I do not know how / where i wrote it ..

Weather Cock

A recent post in a friend's blog inspired me to do this ..

I may have possibly been the only kid to never have said, " I wanna become A Doctor !! "
Dont know why but medicine never struck like a career made for me .. lol .. But i had quite other fancies ..

When i was 12, i wanted to do genetic engineering.
When i was 13, i wanted to become a psychologist, cos i met a really beautiful psychologist then .. (didnt realise i was not beautiful) ..
When i was 14, i wanted to do aeronautics.
When i was 15, i decided i wanted to get into computers and then managemnet
When i was 16, i was bent on getting into iit and getting into an iim and working my ass of in bengaluru .. for IBM may be
When i was 17 .. ahem .. that is NOW .. i want to get out of India as soon as possible .. and get my mba from Wharton ..

There you go ..

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Beginning of the End

Some things i have learnt in the past few days:

>> If things are already going bad for you, people who can better your status will actually reduce you to further hopelessness

>> Yet again, life is a game of cards, once dealt, you need to play the best game out of them

>> Luck is something India is very full of

>> If you are a girl, India is not the best place to be born in

>> Love by itself, may not be blind. But people do become blind.

>> Dreams are supposed to only motivate you, not consume you. Yes, this is a consolation because i cannot live them.

>> Even when you are feeling worse than anybody, even when the bullet has caught you right in your gut, still you need to manage others feigning stability.

Yes, this has been a very erratic and a very emotional post. I let it pass.

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Fourth rate comedy

Ya, I'm gonna intro you to fourth rate comedy.

# My 10 year old sister wants to know why one has to get married to have kids.

# Why don't dogs need to get married to have puppies.
(She has a point you know)

# I'm entering the bath. Karthik makes a move to his bag near the bath.
I say, "Hey it's ok, I ll go alone."

# My cousin asks the shop-guy for toilet paper. He says, "Toilet paper i don't have. I can give sand paper."

# A guy happened to look at my pictures. He says, "Some of them were scary."

# For those who have seen the recent reliance mobile Ads, the signal bars, at the end of the Ad go from a slanting array to a straight one. So, if you just discovered you're straight, reliance offers you its "Digital Sound Clarity".

# I shell out 16k for a new digicam. My dad asks where it had been manufactured. I wrongly blurt out 'China'. My sis : "Even my toys are 'Made in China' .. You paid SIXTEEN THOUSAND Rupees for a 'made in china' camera ?"

# ,

Ok, enough.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

For Muffy

For those who don't know / can't remember what / who Muffy is .. He was a 1.5 yr old Boxer dog .. Fierce, concerned, capricious, sensitive and male, He was one of most vivacious things that i had ever seen ..
Mama and attha haven't stopped crying .. It seems mama saw froth in an unconscious muffy's mouth and rushed him to the hospital .. Lying near muffy was a dead, shredded chameleon.

So, from some 1 in the night yesterday, the recovery attempts began at the local vet's .. It's 5:46 pm now .. Muffy died about 3 hours ago ..

The muffy guy always liked to go after lizards etc .. This time it was a chameleon .. poisonous, least to say .. This wasn't the first time either .. Once muffy bit at a lizard and suffered fits attack but was saved in time.

This time things just didn't work out :')

Monday, June 23, 2008

Been 4 days.

" Mahiyaaaaaa .....
I wish you see yourself the way i see you,
You shine just like a star Mahiyaaaa ..
Cos' you're my only pyaar Mahiyaaa .. "

-- scccccreeeeeeeccccchhhh -- quash -- waush -- crushshsh --

So now, the online counselling (for the aieee btw) is due to start today .. June 23 .. but then shows nothing that even remotely resembles the online counseling link .. Now you know why am out here blogging away this early in the morning .. Blogging is THE best time-pass in the world.

Yesterday, i unceremoniously burnt THREE fingertips of my right hand .. i have them all with blisters .. And no, i'm not using a dictaphone to make / type out this post. Now, that's what we call dedication.

----shsshscreeeecccccch -------

" Kehne ko Jashn-e-Bahar hai .. Ishq yeh dekhke hairaan hai
Phool se khushbu qhafa qhafa hai gulshan mein
Chupa hai koi ranj fiza ki jhilman mein "

-----shcrrrrreeeesssshhhh -- geeeeeezzzzzzz ----- dishkyuon dishkyuon dishkyuon (yes i watched sholay) ---

There are a few words that ought to be included in the Oxford English Dictionary and also in the GRE wordlists .. ahem ..
1) Tortune :
A catchy yet awful song that you just can't get outta your head, even after hearing it played just once .. (wow)
2) Edgehog : The person who hogs on to the corner seat of an aisle in a cinema theatre so that you have to brush his knees to access the seats he so dearly guards.
3) Lovestuck : A moment on a date where both the guy and the girl want to make a move but don't .. as a result of which nothing happens.
4) Suffermore :
A person who is always sicker than or worse off than you. if you say , you are a bit tired , thay are exhausted. If you are snowed under, they tell you to try with six kids.

-- guccccsssshh -- codswallop -- balderdash -- abbacad -- tusch tusch tusch ---

Once again
I found myself with my friends
Dancin the night away
It's like the party never ends
Then again, we dont want it to stop
Cos' tonight's the night
It goes sweat box, laserbeam, flashin lights
Wild cards, men from Mars
Dressed in stars and stripes
Eclectic electric
Ladies at the evening
Drinkin booze and minglin
Mashin through the music
I can do anything
Freaky deaky, star speckles and pink butterflies
And life is nice, so nice
I walk into a club and i found paradise
I'm seein stars, I can't believe my eyes
I'm seein stars
Wanna dance Baargav ?

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Been 10 Days

Oh yeah !! .. I realised this with bone-chilling horror when i woke up this fine morning. It's been TEN days since i last posted .. Oh My Godddd !!! ... Geeeeezz ... My Oh My .. what have i done !! .. Oh God !! .. Oh God .. !! ..

So, but for the few people who have been incessantly bugged by me (Oh yeah .. Karthik and Baargav) , no one knows that i have been raving like mad for the past two weeks .. LOL .. It so happens my reservation category got messed up frmo being OBC to GEN =)) ..

The try was desperate .. It goes like this .. I call up mnnit, Allahabad .. But the scum bag there says he cannot do anything .. Then i call the ccb's chairman .. Unusually he talks to me patiently .. gives my directions (which actually helped) ..

So i mailed the cbse, Delhi 'requesting' them to get my godamn category changed .. And next day, shows : Discrepancies related to category, sub-category, gender and state of eligibility in the computer record generated on the basis of AIEEE 2008 application form earlier submitted by the candidate to CBSE will be rectified by the competent authority at the counselling centre on the basis of the original certificates.

So now i'm not bone-chillingly horrored .. But those stupid ccb guys .. They could've told me before that i could get this thing done on my counselling date in Trichy .. Oh yeah .. The fricking hot Trichy .. For now watching FRIENDS ..
All Hail Karthik. Guess why

Monday, June 9, 2008


Whenever i felt uninterested in class or whenever i have a pen and paper in my hand, 99% of the times, i scribble "Sometimes" .. I don't why / what / how. What more, if no title comes to my mind while making a post, the first thing that hits me is "sometimes" ..

Weird ..  really weird.

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Getting and Being Stupid

It's fun to be stupid. Going all beserk with your head lolling around, just for the fun of it .. I've been stupid for as long as i can remember ..

Age : 1.5yrs
One fine morning, dad's in bathroom, mom in kitchen. Mom thinks dad has me. Dad thinks mom has me. But i'm outside, on the road .. running as fast as my (little) feet can take me. I keep running. A macho neighbour who's out jogging sees a little baby girl out alone in the streets. Carries her back home to my mum and dad while she struggles to break free ..

Age : 2 yrs
i venture out into someone's garden. I find a bush within my reach (i was short you see) and surprisingly it's laden with red berries .. YAY .. i reach out for one and put it into my mouth and i start screaming !! mom runs to me .. finds me chewing on red, ripe (and hot) Chillies !!

Age : 3.5 yrs
My parents' wedding anniversary. I bunk school (lkg) to celebrate. Next day, the kiddo enthusiastically goes to school and tells her dear Mrs.Mary (teach) how she enjoyed her 'yesterday'. Dad comes to pick his kiddo up after school and says to Mrs.Mary, "My daughter was ill yesterday, so she could not come to school" .. Mrs.Mary smiles, " So, Your wedding anniversary went very well. Priyanka told me how much fun she had."

Age : 4 yrs
My youthful neighbour (jaggu uncle) is getting married (arranged of course). I'm his dear little buddy. He calls me and shows me the photograph of his would-be-wife and asks me, " I want to marry this 'aunty'. How does she look ? " .. The kiddo replies, " Hmmm .. She's fine, but as good as you look."

Age : 7 yrs
I have a very cute rag doll. I adore the doll. My (jealous) friend says it is bewitched. Cutting the doll up and throwing the pieces into the trash can is the only remedy. The kiddo cuts up the doll with mommy's scissors; Throws the pieces into the trash can. I stopped playing with dolls ever since. 'Hot Wheels' took their place.

Age : 9 yrs
I get reprimanded by my teach because i called my fellow class girl, "Idiot"

Age : 10 yrs
I get reprimanded by my teach (this time, someone else) because i was morally diluting 'children' by teaching them "FLAMES". The kiddo doesn't know which idiot found this morally diluting enough to go tell the teach !!

Age : 12 yrs
It's Quarterly Exams. Today is Geography Paper. I'm all prepared. Bring it on !! .. They bring it on. The Question paper reads :
St.Joseph of Cluny MHSS
Quarterly Examinations
Maths II Paper
The kiddo panics. Does all she can. Gets a 96 / 100.

Age : 14 yrs
I meet my cousin sis's handsome teenage neighbour (now her bf) for the first time. The 'kiddo' tries to impress him !! .. He challenges her to tear up his favorite self-portrait photo. Man !! the Kiddo needs to show she's no chicken. She tears it up .. We dislike each other even to this day.

Age : 15 yrs
My botany teach gives me a brain bending 30 min lecture. I went below my desk to pick up my fallen hanky while the girls next to me were chattering with each other. This is why.

Age : 16 yrs
IIT class :: Chemistry ::
1:50 pm -- Boys are out in the playground bickering with each other. We (girls) are inside in the class scribbling on the black board. I scribble, " Women remember eveyrthing. Men forget everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. "
1:55 pm -- The prof is not here yet. We( girls) go to the loo. The kiddo's golden words still scribbled on the board.
2:00pm -- We run upto the classroom. First thing kiddo wants to do is clear the board before anyone (boys /prof) reads it. We rush. Prof is inside. Boys are inside. Prof looking at our art work, amused. Prof wants to know whose platinised words those are. The kiddo's hand goes up very slowly.

Age : 17 yrs
A guy kisses me for the first time. But the kiddo doesn't join in immediately, she's busy thinking, "Oh gosh !! this guy is kissing you !! .. You're gonna remain kissed forever."

Being stupid's fun right ? ;)

Thursday, June 5, 2008

And F***

I don't want hamilton to win !!

New Post

Getting fed up of the blue-red trash can thingy, I asked a friend as to what i should blog on, as my brain's busy hibernating .. He came up with two ideas ..
1. "My stupid mob"
2. "Blog on something i like the most"

1. Just in case you wonder what makes my mobile phone stupid (or even you're not) .. It's not stupid neither is its owner !! .. The problem is, i basicallly hate noise of any kind which includes my phone ringing or beeping .. And unconditionally, my phone is stalled into an indefinite silent mode ..

If its in my hand, or if its in my bag and the bag's pressing against me, or if its over my body itself, then may be i ll respond to your msg or call .. So, now you know, to which number you DON'T call / msg if you neeeed to contact me

2. Something i like the most? .. many things .. my puppy-eye, internet, food, water, sleep, laziness, intelligence

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Buying Your Vote

I know i'm not into politics .. With the results of the Karnataka general elections have come out, and some Yaedurappa guy being sworn in as the new CM, ppl in white are all red and purple ;)

Its actually fun time for ppl like me to watch, in my native hospet ..
ok now what / where is hospet ?? .. Right, so its a small city in north Karnataka, some of whose people are growing rich at a rate that the city itself is not able to keep up with these "big shots" .. Meaning, people are rich, the city is damn poor (like india) ..
And with these general elections, watching how these so called "political workers" gather supporters is a very interesting process .. That is what happened when one day, before the elections, i heard my grandma's maid tell that she was given cold hard 8K so she could vote for this particular candidate ..
LOL .. normally i dont talk to strangers (other people's maids etc ) .. but i couldnt stop myself .. When i asked her the what-when-how, she said, "Since there are eight voters in my home, each of us is getting one thousand rupees. All thanks to Anand saheb" .. .. .. And i was like "what the .. .. .. ?!!! " .. For once i regretted not being 18 yet .. lol or i could also have voted for Anand saheb and gotten a cool-something for 1k ..

Imagine, this Mr.Anand is a major iron mine owner and is rich enough to give each of his voters a thousand bucks (btw he won in the district) .. then why did he want to contest the elections? what would politics give him that mining had already not ? Why this unquenchable thirst for power ?

Also, i was thinking what would happen if india had a bi-party system as the Americans do, Would it help the political system? .. lol it would be easier on us .. you know how difficult it is to remember the various parties in India ..
I really feel like laughing at this comedy but stop myself cos there's NOTHING funny about this .. They keep buying your vote, not earning it .. They keep fucking you and you let them ... Shit !! ..
The thing is, who wins /does not win hardly makes a difference .. its as good as thinking whether to buy a blue trash can or a red one .. Because both are gonna hold trash in the end .. Makes no difference .. It just doesnt ..

Friday, May 23, 2008

Kudos to TVS 50

Seriously, i loathe the vehicle.
I went out to school for one last time (phew) to collect my marks sheet etc .. on our way back dad, leaving me in the car, went to get some drugs from the pharmacy .. So, i see this six foot-plus guy getting off a TVS 50 vehicle (if you can call it that) .. and wait, he mus have weighed some 150kg ..
He goes into some shop, out come two more lanky tall men, they jabber away for some time and then .. the fat, huge guy takes the driver's, and .. .. .. .. .. ..
.. .. .. .. .. Abracadabra !! the TVS 50 expands .. the three actually fit in .. and they move on ..
What exactly were they thinking to make a vehicle like that? A micro-mini poclain ??
Man, cant we have a break here??

Saturday, May 17, 2008


I was never much more happy listening to music, if not for trance music i'd long be dead :P
Trance is one genre not many people i know like / know of .. as one friend said "some arbit words strung together in tune to the music ..."
which is what trance is after all .. For me, life makes little to no sense most of the time .. (the how, what, why thingy ).. for one simple reason: i dont want it to. i'm fine with all of life's intricacies and to be happy, i dont need to unwrap or rather dis-entangle all the complexities.
Have you seen how small kids babble? making no sense whatsoever .. or do they? may be they do .. or they dont .. but they're enjoying it. And the what still makes it sane is the fact that it hurts no one at all.
Life may not be only about Paul Oakenfold, Paul Van Dyk, Sash!, Moby, Robert Miles. Still ..

Time and again

Yeah, it keeps happening time and again .. first of all i might be dwelling on some "old" news in this post cos i was on a 'holiday' until now ..

So, its just one of those times when someone you really hate wins, i'm not talking of my board exam, but rather of the epl championship. For all the hatred many people feel and share for Ferguson and his boys, they always seem to do right things at the right time and not only get away with it, but come up on top .. so much for all of sir alex's non-fans.

And as for my board exams, yeah there are people i hate, who did better than me .. but the hate i feel for them is not intense. In fact, i feel no hate, cos may be deep down i KNOW what i want to do with my head and my life ..
Btw, i was at a farm-house in the middle of a coffee estate in Sakleshpur (karnataka) and baby, baby, baby, .. i get bitten by some snake .. lol so much for a holiday .. (i'm alive) ..
We (couple cousin bro's and cousin sis) were driving unto the night when an interesting "me first !! , no Me first !!" was going on the road, the road was hell narrow in the ghat section when both a SUV and a truck (huge huge load at the rear end) tried to make a pass at the same time, with the truck ascending, the suv going down .. There was no way the truck could go off the road lest it should tumble down, but so much for the suv guy's ego, he didnt go off the road to let the truck pass .. then some words ran outta my mouth " one's got a fat head, and the other a fat ass"

Now now now .. i know i'm one, am i the other as well ??

Friday, May 2, 2008

Tagged #2

Right, so i get tagged again and again ..

not one .. but two people took the trouble to tag me :D ..
Thanks, Karthik .. Thanks, Viswa ..

Welcome .. (i hate going to the theatre)

'Pilgrimage' by Paulo Coelho

Havent played enough to like any.

Reader's Digest

Citrus (from green lemons)

An engine churning out all the horse power it's got .. gaaa.. awesome


what's the godamn time ??

does it matter? .. its fastfood anyways ..

abbacad, alasdas, balderdash, Cadswallop

Richie Rich

Yeah, whenever a road lets me


Depends on my location as when compared to the storm's

i don't remember .. do you?

So far, Lemon-lime crush .. or anything thin and not very sweet

enjoy wasting it.

yeah, as long as its fully cooked.

Flaming red

(other places i've only "stayed" .. )

Formula 1

er .. you mean persons? ..
well .. er .. karthik .. er you know how it is :D ..
and viswa? .. i know so so much about him, i dont even know where to begin :D


Hmmm .. i wont mind, provided i'm all 36-26-36 ..

neither .. i thrive in the twilight :P

well .. looking at the up-side of down .. does it count?
(you re trying to play with words to mean something that you dont understand?
why, i can do that too :D )

Lying under the starry skies.

I Hate pies !! .. hmmm .. may be resin pie ..

C-H-O-C-O-L-A-T-E = Chocolate


I tag :
Anways thanks guys, karthik and viswa, at least my pathetic blog got a new post :)

Monday, April 21, 2008

Toying with innocence

Its now in all medical papers, that a human being now is categorised a “child” only till the age of 11 .. meaning, a kid is not a kid anymore once he / she is 12.

Last week i accompanied my mom to the local shandy market to buy some groceries (cos the only super market we have here, sucks !! ) ..

one scene: four guys were standing nearby .. they'd almost pass for decent blokes .. but no !! .. a small girl not more than 10 was going around the place with a pot of water, when these guys ask up the girl for water ..

then a series of statements follow ( in tamil) :

guy #1: (drinking the water) oh, your water is really good
(girl smiles, and looks down)

guy#2: why dont you place the pot down? It must be heavy
girl: (blushing) no, its ok (obviously happy that some stranger 'uncle' was so kind to her)

guy #3: do you always go around this place?

... ...
... ... and i had to walk away, because the fourth guy was ogling me !! lol

The fact was that, the little girl didnt even know she was being toyed with !!

What basically is flirting? .. When both the parties involved know that they are toying and being toyed with .. But some men (read : sexual predators) in their desperation or psychotic state swoop so low as to abuse small kids ..

gone is the time when we, as kids used to roam around carefreely in the streets .. we have times now, where my mom is reluctant to let my small sis play in the street .. ha ..

Saturday, April 19, 2008

MTV ticker

For those who dont know, MTV (music television) has been airing a typical ticker tape the lower base of its screen. Having watched the all-serious ticker of BBC all these years, i was pleasantly surprised at the hilarious crap they present in the ticker ..

# one such "news" on world health day / non-honking day :
"The world observes the world health day and the non-honking day ..
So, dont be horny, be healthy."
# " dont starve yourselves, says Urmila to young girls." .. "young girls wonder who Urmila is."
# " A youth in berhampur was caught in a cyber crime case" .. " We are happy to knwo there's internet in berhampur. "
# " Is IPL and MNS not the same? "
So much is the rising "fame" of the ticker, someone opened up an orkut community for it .. hehe ..
the community was created on April 15, and already has some 270 members to it .. lol
check it here:
honestly this ticker is one very cool thing that has happened to television in a long long looooong time :P

Monday, April 14, 2008

Hmmm .. .. ..

Well i have been observing, that i've made no post for quite some time now, that make any real sense .. (as if the earlier ones did :| ) ..
anyways, i just want to tell you that this post shall follow the latest trend :)
so, crap from ken again :)
tk, i cant think of crap now .. anyways, for the record, my jee is over and out.. now 'over' and 'out' can have hell lot meanings . but i'm not elaborating .. just that i could've done better :( .. but i definitely want to give it another try next year .. sigh ..
but then, this is just the start of the servings of my share of reality bite ..lot more to come ..
>> getting into a college,
>> try to stay sane there,
>> get a decent job which ll help me turn into an insane spendthrift,
>> save up enough for an mba (which actually means cutting down on my shopping sprees ),
>> then marry the guy i love with(out) my ppl's support,
>> sleeping with him (and i DONT mean zzzzs .. )
>> having kids (who ll grow up to be boisterous ( like me ) .. )
>> pay for their exuberant 'maintanence'
>> get them to university
>> get them off my husband and my life .. (get them married that is lol )
>> go on a world tour with my love
>> die
>> see him bury me in the backyard
>> build a taj mahal over my grave (a small one will do)
.. :D i'm so glad ;)

Friday, April 11, 2008

Tagged .. !! ..

Tagged by karthik ..

A signifies my : acid tongue
B my baby : k-pup
C cake or coffee : cake .. (make it chocolate cake)
D Daddy's girl : not always
E Essential object used everyday : My glasses, My smile :P
F favorite food : palak paneer
G girl side to me : loving lipsticks, my lip balm .. bothers someone ;)
H hometown : Hospet, Karnataka
I favorite pastime : being idle .. (to go just blank !! )
J i jive at : Enrique, RW , Madonna
K for : Ken .. lol
L Last desire before i die :
# they give me a decent funeral

# my husband bulids a taj mahal for me in the backyard :)
M i'm mushy about : my sister .. its a pity she doesnt know :( ..
N i can never : lose faith in other's abilities
O old or new : old souvenirs and new 'stuff ' .. hehe
P Phobias : raised voices, lizards
Q Quote :
# If you can't be loved and feared at the same time, then you'd rather be feared.
# If you're not fired with enthusiasm, then you will be fired with enthusiasm
# What is life, if not to make it better for each other ?
# You can't say to the Spring : "come and stay as long as possible" ..
you can only say " come now and bless me with your hope, and stay as long as you can."
R Reasons to laugh : jokes
S simple or scandolous : neither
T Tag : Gayathri
U Unknown fact about me : i HATE rice
V for : Vendetta :P
W worst habit : sarcasm
X -rays i've had : once when i was 3 .. to detect lung congestions .. lol
Y riding a yak : scary experience :(
Z zzzzzzz ... : ready for it anytime :D

Friday, April 4, 2008

The Playboy Mansion

The music from the famous rock band, U2 had always featured in each and every playlist of mine. In addtion to the GREAT music they bring, they also carry an underlying meaning, often a deep one .. the song i post here is "The playboy mansion" from the album "Pop" ..

If Coke is a mystery
Michael Jackson...History
If beauty is truth
And surgery the fountain of youth
What am I to do
Have I got the gift to get me through
The gates of that mansion

If OJ is more than a drink
And a Big Mac bigger than you think
If perfume is an obsession
And talk shows, confession
What have we got to lose
Another push and we'll be through
The gates of that mansion

I never bought a Lotto ticket
I never parked in anyone's space
The banks feel like cathedrals
I guess casinos took their place
Love, come on down
Don't wake her, she'll come around

Chance is a kind of religion
Where you're damned for plain hard luck
I never did see that movie
I never did read that bookLove, come on down
Let my numbers come around

Don't know if I can hold on
Don't know if I'm that strong
Don't know if I can wait that long
'Til the colours come flashing
And the lights go on

Then will there be no time for sorrow
Then will there be no time for shame
And though I can't say why
I know I've got to believe

We'll go driving in that pool
It's who you know that gets you through
The gates of the Playboy mansion
But they don't mention...the pain

Then will there be no time for sorrow
Then will there be no time for shame
Then will there be no time for sorrow
Then will there be no time for shame
-- --
Do we have to make it to the playboy mansion? .. is the price fair?
Truth is, no one cares ..

Sunday, March 30, 2008

That somebody's ME.

yeah, that somebody's me :)

You, do you remember me?
Like I remember you?
Do you spend your life
Going back in your mind to that time?
Because I, I walk the streets alone
I hate being on my own
And everyone can see that I really fell
And I'm going through hell
Thinking about you with somebody else

Somebody wants you
Somebody needs you
Somebody dreams about you every single night
Somebody can't breath without you, it's lonely
Somebody hopes that one day you will see
That Somebody's Me [2x]

How, How could we go wrong
It was so good and now it's gone
And I pray at night that our paths soon will cross
And what we had isn't lost
Cause you're always right here in my thoughts

Somebody wants you
Somebody needs you
Somebody dreams about you every single night
Somebody can't breath without you, it's lonely
Somebody hopes that some day you will see
That Somebody's Me [2x]

You'll always be in my life
Even if I'm not in your life
Because you're in my memory
You, will you remember me
And before you set me free
Oh listen please

Somebody wants you
Somebody needs you
Somebody dreams about you every single night
Somebody can't breath without you, it's lonely
Somebody hopes that some day you will see
That Somebody's Me [5x]

I'd appreciate if no comments are made to this post ..

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Fine weather isn't it?

Britons almost always talk of weather when they start convos .. at least in the victorian times .. anyways list of twenty and five people i'd like / want to meet :

  1. Stefen fry
  2. ellen de generes
  3. Sir alex ferguson (and kill him at the end)
  4. arsene wenger
  5. bernie eccelstone (i hate him .. but i want to meet him anyways)
  6. nasurridin shah
  7. beyonce knowles
  8. zenidine zidane
  9. michael schumacher
  10. Robbie williams
  11. Pamela Anderson (i dont know why but cant get her off my mind)
  12. Rajat kapoor
  13. Aamir Khan
  14. bono
  15. Arthur c clarke (i know he's dead)
  16. ayrton senna (i know he's dead too)
  17. arun jaitley
  18. desmond morris
  19. charlise theron
  20. laxmi nivas mittal
  21. ratan tata
  22. james cameron
  23. shekhar Kapur
  24. anand mahindra
  25. lord krishna (how he managed 16,000+ wives)

haaaaaaaaa .. finished the list :) .. phew !! !! !!

Thursday, March 20, 2008

The traveller

For those who listen to hindi music, Lucky Ali wont surface in their playlists significantly enough .. but there's this one song that i simply adore :) ..

(I left for home .. solitary, alone)
(who is with me whom I call ‘my friend’? )
(whatever had to be done, I’ve come away doing it)
( believing in love unconditionally, one has to move on)

( I have seen them in this light too, ANYone, just like that)
(there are a few desires that have taken root even in my heart)
(there exist a few vows too, in some corner of the heart)
(taking these,as we stride on, even horizons convened with us)
O .. O …

(i have seen them in this light too, ANYone, just like that)

(cheering everybody cheerfully, cajoling everyone into liveliness, we’ll move on)
(together we shall bridge the gap having been widened for eons)
(love reigns for them; those who seek love are the ones who find it)

(it’s by virtue of obligation, that one restrains himself in the confines posed by desires)
(he says that he is home)
(the heart-felt desires have been expressed, one just has to read them)

(i have seen them in this light too, ANYone, just like that)

(even now, there exist the traces left behind by love)
(and commitments are the ones which see us through)
(we had thus come so far, to nevertheless be sought out of the crowd)



Uff !! lol only when trying to translate the song for my non-hindi speaking friends, I actually realized some critical flaws in my hindi :P .. and any phrase / line you think needs change, do tell me :)

Btw thanks to msk for letting me borrow the html code to stream the music file ..

Monday, March 17, 2008

YAY !!!!!!!

School's never really been 'fun' .. without the few friends that i do have there, it'd be 8 hours of hell each day !!! .. today, math paper's finally over .. only comp paper's up on march 24th .. so my "public" exams virtually over :D :D :D
i'm so bloody happy !! .. i know i have a host of entrance exams lining up .. but still working for them is hundred times more fun than being ta school !! i can work at my own pace, at my own time, in my bedroom, go surf the net whenever i want to, listen on in my ipod whenever i want to ..
>>no more being commanded / threatened to do nonsense ... (that's supposed to be sense :| ) ..
>>no more being herded like cattle into phy / chem labs !!
>>no more ppl trying to threaten us with a visit to the principal's room (we never got threatened or afraid.. this is what made it even more irritating !! )
haaaa .. i'm sooooooooo happy !! .. and no ppl i ll 'miss' as such .. cos the ppl who do matter, with them i ll be in touch forever :) ..
more on school in the coming up posts !! .. now gotto go cook up one good plan to try and crack jee .. lol

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

' End of Days '

ok look, honestly i dont know what to post .. thats why the stupid title
the thing i didnt didnt want that previous post in be at the top when you open my blog .. because i'm not feeling terrible anymore ..
anyways .. hmmm lets see .. ok i list out the most handsome men in my opinion:
George Clooney, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jude Law, Alec Baldwin, Shiny Ahuja, John Abraham, Kunal Khemu .. and i absolutely HATE tom cruise and his overblown popularity !! yuk !!
ok now i'm getting sick .. also i have my comp prac exam tom .. should be going ..
bye :)
and yeah .. happy valentine's day !!! (i dont see the point though, everyone making such a big deal out of it .. anyways ..)

Monday, January 28, 2008

To hell with diplomacy !!

right, if i were a guy, i'd rape them to death .. yeah, each and everyone of them .. then i'd lay them as the corner stone of the world's CRAZIEST mental asylum !!

Major fcukers ! ALL of them !!! and SurlyB is THE biggest b!#ch of the century or the millenium (or any larger unit of time) ..

i cant wait to get away from this god-forsaken hole !! .. they say it's god's sanctum .. haha .. but these stupid ppl dont even realise that god abandoned that place hell long time ago .. why this place? .. he even vanished from this face of the the Earth .. that is why ppl go around mere statues and idols !!

EVERY thing else in very right in my life : my family, my friends, my guy, my comp, my iit prep .. even my ass of a vehicle gets me to places without complaints !! ..
i WONT let these sick asses get to me or screw my life up !! i WONT !!!!
btw i'm NOT a psychopath !
and NEVER--remember NEVER doubt my integrity !!!!!

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Submit to my caprices

Someone once said that whenever something happens in the cricketing world, Sunil Gavaskar always had something to say about it. But imo its not just Gavaskar but many of us too .. Even as our mind processes stuff that we read / hear / see , it sorta generates an opinion .. a judgement .. and prepares a statement ! (a presentable one at that !! )

When Abhishek Bachchan got married to Aishwarya Rai, the media flocked over to Rani Mukherji to catch her 'comments' .. But she said something like, “I have nothing worth being said .. so i'm not saying anything,” and for the first time some celeb sounded true .. lol

I've seen you can have the entire world at your feet if you know to use the right words in the right context at the right time. Quoting god-knows-who, “know how to ask, there's nothing more difficult for some, nor easier for others.” Yeah !! its not easy for Anyone to manipulate their words / views to their advantage. But the wicked few make this task less feverish or rather more disaster-proof by resorting to observation and forethought. Just observing a person's ideas, his / her reactions to diff people / situations can give you one hellova 'sneak-peek' into their character while all the time you remain dissolved in the background thus giving you the necessary edge over a person @ conversation / negotiation. And that the person hasnt observed you equally well render you charismatic, enigmatic : giving you an air of mystic .. and lol sooner will he / she submit to your caprices ; not because they want to .. they just cant see how otherwise .. muhahahaha !!

So go ahead !! Make the world dance to your fiddle !!

Quoting S****, “Some day I will ROCK the world.” .. Go Ahead !! 'Rock' the World ! Haha ! :P

btw i WONT be posting ANYTHING until april ?? , 2008 ,, so comment if n only if ur completely khali / vetti .. :) ..