Friday, December 14, 2007

Half eye opened

i'm at the height of nuetrality .. nothing particularly interests or disinterests me (exception : math and food .. arent they the same? ) .. and i have nothing to do in the afternoons nowadays .. so decided to watch a few movies : new ones, not-so-new ones, old ones .. and watched them too ..

No Smoking :

>John Abraham rox !
>Paresh Rawal rox !
>Dialogues roc !
>Songs roc !
>Movie sux !

Saawariya :

>Never trust a movie director !
>Ranbhir kapoor offers to strip for Sonam .. offer accepted !
>Arsenic for those who hate the color blue !
>Champagne for those who love blue ! (seasoned with arsenic of course !! )
> i wonder why Bhansali didnt get Eiffel 65's blue for the film's theme song !
>translated into tamil : “ Wanna die?” .. now i know why !

Om Shanti Om :

>Shahrukh Khan and Arjun Ram Pal swap roles ! (by virtue of age that is .. )
>One life is never too enough for a guy .. for obvious reasons .. ! (yuk !! guys ARE like pigs !! )

Bhool Bhulaiyaa :

>A better / less freaky copy of the tamil Chandramukhi !
>Akshay Kumar at least
looks like he's from America unlike .. .. .. !


Dus Kahaaniyan :

>Ten stories .. one movie ! Nuff said !!

Ram Gopal Verma Ki Aag :

>you dont really have to know the title of the movie to know who directed it ! .. (shows)

Cheeni Kum :

>Guy's 64 !
>Girl's 34 !
>Girl's dad is 58 !
>what fun !

Water :

>the movie can melt diamonds @ room temp ! ( it melted me .. )

Black :

>most often the blind are those who can see more than anyone and everyone AND appreciate them all the same !

>Rani's blindingly brilliant !

Fanaa :

>Kajol follows suit .. ! (and i dont mean brilliance )

Chakde India :

>decent !
>Carries a close resemblence to “Miracle” on Herbert Brookes .. check it out here

>>>from this point i cant take in anymore desi crap .. so decide to watch some of my all time favorite english trash ..

Crash :

It's the sense of touch”
what?!!”
Any real city, you walk, you know? .. You brush past people .. people bump into you. In L.A. Nobody touches you. We're always behind this metal and glass .. I think we miss that touch so much that we crash into each other just so we can feel something .. ..”

GOAL ! :

> I want to be santiago !! imagine all those football studs i could meet ! (drool .. )
> reminds me of The Alchemist 's santiago ..

Cast Away :

>you feel lost in the dark? .. watch this movie ! You will want to see the other side of this dark night ! Wake up to the next morning !

> -- “ I knew i had to keep breathing because the sun would rise again the next morning .. so thats what I did .. i kept breathing ..”

My Best Friend's Wedding : >The mad Julia Roberts works magic just as ever !

>And if Cameron Diaz did feature in Charlie's Angels , then who is this?

Finding Neverland : >The movie is tempting ..

> as in you will want to believe in faires ! Afterall, everyone wants to see neverland ! (and this has NOTHING to do with MJ !! )

--

PS : CRITIC, n. A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody

tries to please him. - Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce, 1911.

9 comments:

Dr Very Strangelove said...

Akshay Kumar at least looks like he's from America unlike .. .. .. !
WHAT..HOW DARE YOU..
anyway brilliant and hilarious post and i liked rgvka btw

Dr Very Strangelove said...

Akshay Kumar at least looks like he's from America unlike .. .. .. !
WHAT..HOW DARE YOU..
anyway brilliant and hilarious post and i liked rgvka btw

Ken :) said...

lol .. no offense there !! .. still one should age with grace .. :P ..

Dr Very Strangelove said...

if i were a rajani maniac i would say..'he doesn't age at all you twit' but since i'm not i'll say..'he does age with grace..with the make up and all

Ken :) said...

compare AB with rajini yaar !! tell me who's more graceful? who's more charismatic? .. thats my point u see .. anyways nvm ..

Karthikeyan.M.S said...

rajnikanth rocks .. he is the superstar ..

( this is biased since i have not seen any ab movies ) ..

and you watched all these movies in one afternoon .. gaaaaa !! ..

Ken :) said...

honestly i give a damn to neither rajini nor AB .. i'm no movie enthusiast !! .. i just appreciate good work ..
@msk : no i didnt watch those movies in ONE afternoon !! bah !!

Karthikeyan.M.S said...

u better brace up .. coz i am movie enthusiast .. :P

Maverick said...

lol lol lol i cant stop laughing. am laughing just like i did when i asked u for a test in alasdus or abacus or whatever.
and about rajini, what u said is true bit then u should remember that u dont grow old,u are old when u stop growing. so thumps up 4 rajini. but still matching up with shreya was toooooooooo much.