India Promotes Homosexuality

Yeah .. Yeah .. Yeah .. Just today someone told me that homosexuality isn't legal in India. But then, when did legality count here. With India's rich cultural heritage beautifully portrayed in movies like "Water" and India's growing economy like in the "Slumdog Millionaire", I'm quite shocked by what i've been observing lately !!

So .. Anyways, assume a boy and a girl go walking on the road .. they stop and exchange a good kiss .. Mostly they ll be attacked by the moral police .. Why do they do this ? .. Why is it sooo difficult for them to just go about doing their business ?

Is kissing ? an expression of love, wrong ? obscene ? When these wretched hypocrites go abt smooching their 1+ wives in respective bedrooms ? Yuck .. Whatever .. But there's just one thing i'm curious about : Why do they indulge in moral policing ? What is it that strikes them "disgusting" enough ? I thought of a few possible reasons ..
>> Their wives would never kiss them in public in fear of being seen with a pair of pig-lips !
>> He's never got to kiss anyone .. gone humping first thing, always i guess !
>> He's plain jealous that not a hag looked at him when he was 20 !
>> His wife(s) is a prude and has taken up celibacy !
>> He's plain jobless !

Honestly, if i saw a couple doing it on the road side, at the most i ll walk by with a amused look on my face .. cmon .. live porn .. where's it not welcome ? ;)
[No .. i don't watch porn .. it disinterests me]

And yeah .. coming back to the actual point, all this makes me think, deep down, India somehow in some unimaginable angle is promoting homosexuality ! .. My friends n me can't stop thinking the vast possiblities of erm ... in college hostels .. twosomes .. threesomes.. polysomes .. (did u know .. some of the rooms in my col has as many as 10 people in a single room .. WOW .. imagine that ! .. A good rainbow party they ll throw for themselves ;) .. )

However merciless or grouse this may sound to you, this is how our minds think .. and i don't give a frickin shit ! .. They don't mind two girls holding the other's hand and walking on the road .. They think it's harmless friendship for life .. friendship ? .. Hmmm .. Muhahaha .. !! ..

Gone are the days when u talked to no one of the opposite sex and u were talked of as a chaste and well-brought piece of shit .. Today, if you are a guy and u dont talk to girls, and don't have a girlfriend either .. then there may very well be a group of people thinking you are a sure shot gay !
YAY !

Days of the Year aren't jealous of Feb 14 anymore :D

http://www.hindu.com/2009/02/06/stories/2009020657590100.htm

I honestly don't get it .. People say : put nothing in paper, cos it may be held against you .. India may be one of the rare few countries where a 80-yr old with more than 3 wives is elected s the Chief Minister .. Or nincompoop who's had more than 50 film releases, starts a political party on his own .. WHAT THE FUCK !!

But if a guy who is unmarried is with an unmarried girl and roams on the streets or hols her hand .. or dines in a restaurant, he is gonna be forced to marry her .. wait wait wait .. Only on Feb 14 .. right .. How dumb can these people get ? .. It's funny if u see it my way .. Don't they understand that people who date on Feb 14 will date on any other day as well .. So what's with the whole Valentine's Day stigma ?

Feb 14 is receiving extra extra attention in India ! .. Cos it's an understood taboo .. Just like sex .. Now people wonder why it's such a taboo and end up getting AIDS (2.5 million is not too big a number, is it ?) .. Since we very well know how reliable law-enforcement is in India, couples ll definitely prefer shifting their Feb 14 plans to another date .. Meaning Feb 14 will lose it's status in India but the dating will go unabated .. So good news for the Other Days of the Year .. Feb 14 will now get as much less attention as you guys get .. dont you worry honeys' .. Big daddy - culture conservationist has taken care of it !

Have fun ! .. cya !! .. And Just a teaser for Mr.Feb6 :

Mosquitoes commit suicide in My wash basin

Ya .. I woke up today .. i reluctantly thrust my toothbrush into my mouth and i see about a dozen mosquitoes lying in my basin .. all dead .. Man .. what should've caused those guys to commit suicide .. Anyways .. who cares
And the other day, msk n me saw some pigeons mating !! .. (i say "some" and not "two" since pigeons are not governed by fidelity laws .. are they luckier ? .. hmmm ) .. Cha .. There are no lizards in my room .. One of my favorite pastimes is seeing them doing it .. sigh ..
Actually, i'm quite happy today .. my col has declared hols one-on-one .. leaving tom for home .. i heard TN is doing this as a sign of i-dont-know for the unrest in Sri Lanka .. There are three assignments yet to be completed .. but then who gives a shit ? .. thanks TN !

SEE .. !! .. I couldn't even type "Blogging" properly in the last post .. fuck

Hell - O ! : 2

Hi, .. no unnecessary pleasantries to exchange this time .. cos i have the creeps coming .. may be i have lost my bloogin ability .. but i wanna grant myself pity owing to the fact that i'm dc most of the time (This "most of the time" period is where i'm itching to blog on some really coooool post) .. And when i am online, my stomach's always full .. so i can't think .. even now, i'm typing this post at about 25 words per minute .. Sad .. Real sad ..
Btw, got my own lappy .. things hopefully should get better .. I'm worried !

Hell - O !

Hi Hi .. So it's been a long time, ain't it ? how many of you committed suicide cos i played traunt from september ? .. erm .. anyways i have been astronomically offline (does that make any sense ? ) ..

I have my exams coming up on Monday, but then, who frickin gives a damn .. And something funny .. people at my hostel suddenly discovered what shiny hair i have .. My guy is happier than ever as this fact is getting more established by the day .. OMG ! ;)

Couple days back, i had a very very memorable bus 'ride' from Thanjavur to Neyveli. The bus was ABSOLUTE filth. What should have been 2.5 hours took 5 hours. And i realised something. It's not some air-conditioned bus with reclining seats with a leather upholstery that i expect, but just a clean .. CLEAN place to sit and travel ! .. Why do we, Indians who take so much care is keeping our homes spic n span dont give a shit to keeping our surroundings clean ?

They impose a fine when you smoke .. (well, ppl havent stopped lighting up) .. why dont they mash up your shins if you piss in public ? Just because you have a frickin penis ! ..

Great Old Englisss

When it comes to India, the language base is highly eclectic. So, it's only natural that none of us, Indians are native English speakers. Even less, have the correct knowledge of English.

Once, on my way to Pondicherry for a casual holiday, this is what a car's rear window read : "Bra Driving School" ..ahem .. Don't know if you appreciated that .. Either ways ..

>>>This is what the banner of a modest 20' x 20' shop selling booze reads :

>>>Even more funny (assuming the one above was funny :| .. ) is what i got to read as my bus passed thru Tiruverumbur today :

I speak hindi .. er .. guruji .. By what 'method' did you teach us hindi ? Is it better or or or at least as good as the "North Indian Method" ?

>>>Here is another comedy .. there was a building under construction and this is what a simple banner in front of it read :

>>>The other day, msk and me where just walking the streets in Trichy .. There was this restaurant that claimed it had air-conditioning, but even from the outside one could see that it was not so .. Then on observing the banner more carefully ...

Hope you enjoy reading the post as much as i enjoyed making it .. and yes :| .. i used Paint .. was too lazy for ps

World's most ****ed-up college

No .. I'm not naming it .. cos i'm also a part of it .. So .. we had this tuesday and thrusday off . working on saturday and sunday .. ok ? .. now .. this is ll continue forn two more weeks .. how bloody enterprising ..

Anyways, have my tests from wednesday.. so this week shouldn't be very difficult (coping with the working weekends that is) .. Anyways had a very sumptuous lunch today with msk .. had crab for the first time .. what an adventure .. lol .. ate fish after a very very long time .. it was nice, surprisingly ..

Then .. what else is up .. hmmm .. yeah .. twisted my ankle on tuesday evening .. wasnt too serious .. still bunked wednesday .. Btw .. i made this post only and only cos i was completely vetti .. Hope i was of some help to you in helping you continue wasting time ..

Anytime,
Ken

Croc skins, Turtle backs

I was watching "Feast Bazar Year" on Discovery T&L .. They were showing Damascus .. And what a lay .. erm .. i mean, what a spread .. They sell croc skins .. turtle backs .. all reptile shit like they were carrots and beans .. wonder how (il)legal it is .. lol

And talking of feasts, the past two days have been a banquet time at my home .. lol .. what ever i like .. how much ever i want of it :D .. wonderful .. na ? .. Anyways, mom tried in vain, in fact failed miserably in trying to persuade me to extend my holidays .. lol .. so ll be leaving this afternoon most prolly :) ..

Btw i'm deeply disappointed with the boys in my class .. some 61 in number (boys alone) .. they are yet to start giving proxies !! cmon guys .. buck up .. And yet to meet a blogger from sastra .. :( .. Such a big passion of mine .. and no one to share it with .. haaa ...

And hey .. i got to swap phones with msk this week .. a samsung F700 .. what a grand beauty .. lol .. Now i'm bent on buying a touch phone (when i get to, that is :| ) .. The F700 is not even out in India .. I'm looking to test-use an iphone (is that possible ?!!) .. let's see ..

Had rava dosa for breakfast .. and it's lying heavy on my stomach .. gotto go sleep :D .. i know it's been a very eclectic post .. lol .. but who cares ? ..

18 Days Hence

Hell-O .. Eighteen days into my colleging and things are fine. Now, I'm home for the weekend and ppl are harrowing me with "How is college ???" .. I really wanna say "frickin vetti and kick-ass time-pass" .. But since that may not be accepted by the supernatural mortals who labour to ask me how is college, i need to end their divine curiosity and interest with an "Ok :) "

Hmmm .. But heyy i have no inhibitions with you people.. Know why ? .. Cos you actually don't give a damn .. And are most prolly are reading cos you're so jobless .. Now now .. One solid improvement i have made in the past two weeks has been my telugu (no dw .. it's still pathetic) .. thanks to the people i hang around with .. all brainees ;) .. Rahul, Teja, Abhi, Swetha, Madhukur, Shubhoday, Jayadev .. nice people ..

And worst of worst .. me in some latent lunatic trance agreed to be the rep for girls .. with Shubhoday maning the boys CR thingy .. talk of staying low-profile ..

Meanwhile, the seniors are being unbelievably nice .. trying to get us into clubs they manage .. Surprisingly enough, the art form clubs have auditions and crap .. but the supposedly-more intensive tech clubs have no induction procedures .. they take in the entire herd .. yes, herd :| ..

Anyways, dinner now .. ll post more before i leave on sunday .. catchya .. ummah .. bye :D